barched

When you haven't been to the bar in like a week and are really craving overpriced drinks that are hopefully bought for you by a stranger who has no chance of seeing you naked tonight.

"I haven't been to a bar in days,
I'm feeling pretty barched."

by Kiahnkerz March 6, 2017

Barch Tarts

large breasts, boobs, tits, knockers, fun bags, jubblies

or in dennis rancks words: pillows

you can also call someone a barch if you wanted to call them a bitch.

barch tarts = bitch tits

damn dude karli's got some nice barch tarts, i even named em! SABRINA AND CINNAMON!!!

by woodddd June 17, 2008

Barch

The more loving way to call someone a b**ch.

Person 1: “Shut up, barch.”
Best Friend: “Love you too!”

by bbarch123 March 18, 2020

barching

When someone goons to a tranny

Dude I cant believe caleb was caught barching last night. He must love trannies.

by Adugna October 28, 2025

Barch

A Clash of Clans strategy. Its name is derived from the abbreviation of the army composition: Barbarians and Archers (B+Arch)

Farming Barch is good at low TH levels.

by #LGCC9CCPP September 18, 2020

Barch

Barch, v. 1. A variant form of sexual assault; 2. The act of unexpectedly biting out the asshole of a victim and then spitting it into his or her mouth whilst screaming.

1. I will barch your mother.
2. My phys ed teacher was arraigned on charges for barching a minor.
3. Every time we play Cold Storage, I'm constantly getting barched by stickies.

by The Slothening June 21, 2019

Barch

A secretive way of saying bitch.

she's such a barch

by georgehorse March 24, 2021