barched

When you haven't been to the bar in like a week and are really craving overpriced drinks that are hopefully bought for you by a stranger who has no chance of seeing you naked tonight.
"I haven't been to a bar in days,
I'm feeling pretty barched."
by Kiahnkerz March 06, 2017
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Barch Tarts

large breasts, boobs, tits, knockers, fun bags, jubblies

or in dennis rancks words: pillows

you can also call someone a barch if you wanted to call them a bitch.

barch tarts = bitch tits

damn dude karli's got some nice barch tarts, i even named em! SABRINA AND CINNAMON!!!
by woodddd October 09, 2007
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Barch

A Clash of Clans strategy. Its name is derived from the abbreviation of the army composition: Barbarians and Archers (B+Arch)
Farming Barch is good at low TH levels.
by #LGCC9CCPP September 19, 2020
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Barch

by georgehorse March 24, 2021
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Barch

Barch, v. 1. A variant form of sexual assault; 2. The act of unexpectedly biting out the asshole of a victim and then spitting it into his or her mouth whilst screaming.
1. I will barch your mother.
2. My phys ed teacher was arraigned on charges for barching a minor.
3. Every time we play Cold Storage, I'm constantly getting barched by stickies.
by The Slothening June 22, 2019
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Barch

The more loving way to call someone a b**ch.
Person 1: “Shut up, barch.”
Best Friend: “Love you too!”
by bbarch123 March 18, 2020
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