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Chicken Banter

Banter or exchange of witticisms alluding to chickens, eggs, or any other components of farm life
Mike: If you peep about this to anyone I'll scramble your ass
Ricky: don't worry, when I was being interrogated by the dean, I was walkin' around egg shells tryin not to spill the beans!
Mike: good cause the deans a perv. This chick I know went to see him in his office and he offered to show her his pecker
Ricky: damn! that man really needs to get laid!
Mike: yeah but he should stop thinking with his cock or he'll get fried

Mom: BOYS! QUIT YOUR CHICKEN BANTER!
by Campus Farmer April 13, 2010
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Banterlope

Often also a lad, a Banterlope is someone who has been responsible for some epic banter
We just had a few beers at ours last night, Darryl was a right Banterlope tho!
by SC88 July 7, 2010
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Related Words
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bantzed

To pull some HR shenanigans to remove someone from their job.
Hey man are you still working at the University? Naw dog, I got bantzed.
by DrunkTankFrank May 4, 2018
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bogos binted

bogos binted has no meaning and is usually indecipherable. However, it is usually used to confuse one or escape a question.
Did you print out your photos?
bogos binted?
what.
by Hoo boy September 16, 2020
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Banteb

Banteb

An evolved form of banter. It is often thought to have stemmed from a single being, often referred to as 'the Banteray'.

The phrase began its life as a mistaken corruption of the word banter, thereby creating banter by merly existing, the phrase's banter level have therefore grown exponentially from it's creation.

The recursive property of the phrase means that by the year 2013, it is expected that the word itself will no longer be comprehensible by the human mind. Therefore it is paramount that this phrase is only used in situations of extreme banter.
Will: Dude i just did a dry dock in your toilet. Banteb.

You: Just because your dads a plumber. Also thats not Banteb.
by Few got U's May 19, 2010
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Archbishop of Banterbury

Someone who has impressed with their Banter on a regular basis can be referred to as this term for the king ding of Banter, someone who is above all others when it comes to Bantering
by Kieren and Grae August 26, 2008
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banter club

a football club that is usually often made fun of by people on a regular basis because of how shit they are on a regular basis.
Person 1: loool Tottenham just got knocked out by Dinamo Zagreb
Person 2: how? they were 2-0 up on aggregate in the first leg?!
Person 1: they bottled it and lost 3-0 thanks to Orsic lmaoo
Person 2: lool what a banter club
by TrawlrZ April 13, 2021
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