Turd Banquet

1. A large feast consisting of nothing but freshly squeezed ass biscuits, normally served in a large bowl of water
2. Krissy

Michael lifed up the toilet seat to reveal his greatest creation... the mighty TURD BANQUET!!!

by RYTOE November 07, 2003

thyestean banquet

In Greek mythology, Thyestes ate the flesh of his own slaughtered sons at a banquet. A "Thyestean banquet" is any excessively horrific act.

That girl's outfit is a total Thyestean banquet!

by Pandacita December 27, 2007

proletarian banquet

when the proletariat celebrates the birthday of one of its own, not in a banquet hall, but right in the middle of the warehouse or machine shop during lunch hour

since i work in a warehouse, I was invited to a proletarian banquet last week.

by Sexydimma March 29, 2015

fantasy banquet

An elaborate and formal evening of food and drinks for the members of your fantasy league, often followed by speeches whereby teams trash talk each other for their lack of fantasy prowess. All league members must participate. Often a trophy is presented to the league champion.

Artie forgot to invite me to the fantasy banquet this year and I'm super pissed about it.

by arel666 August 10, 2017

banquet meal

Wingsofredemption's favorite food besides Wendy's chili

"Did you see the Wing's stream last night?"
"Yeah, he spent over half an hour consuming a banquet meal!"

by TonightImAwake March 26, 2023

Herpes banquet

Being that hungry you could eat anything, even the herpes from a dead whore

I am so hungry I could eat the herpes from a dead whore - said Pete to his 4yr old son whilst explaining a herpes banquet

by gibson( . )( . ) October 16, 2008

estonian banquet

An Estonian Banquet is a fetish scenario where a group of people line up and one or two persons kneel behind them and eat their shit as it come out of their anus. It originated in the Estonian porn industry hence the name.

I want watched a weird porno that featured an Estonian Banquet.

by Shug89 October 14, 2018