Bannon

Bannon. A person who is misread by others, he's actually a pretty nice guy but at first can seem like a pile of dog shnit on your front doorsteps, annoying. But he really knows how to talk to the laddies or just how to listen to others when it matters most.

You see that gut over there? He seems just like a Bannon, and I dont know why but the way he talks to me is just abnormal compared to the other jocks after me.

Bannon by ReeRee43 November 25, 2019

Bannon arse

The uncontrollable explosion of one’s bowels, performed with a devastatingly wet noise and accompanied by the smell of a thousand rotting animals.

Man, I had the worst Bannon arse after eating that Red Rooster on the plane.

Bannon arse by ColonelHunt February 11, 2019

Bannon Banger 

When at least two people with the last name Bannon have a threesome. Aka. Bannon Bang Her

Dude #1: Damn dude did you see what happened last night?

Dude #2: No what!?

Dude #1: The Bannon bros banged that chick at the frat last night!!
Dude #2: DAMN A BANNON BANGER!!!

Bannon Banger by Johnathonhours May 16, 2018

Dunk a Bannon

The act of defecation, particularly into a conventional toilet with a water-filled bowl. Entered the vernacular circa 2016, with reference to a particular political advisor of the era.

Hang on dude, I gotta dunk a Bannon before we split.

Hey, bring me some more TP, please! I just dunked a Bannon and I need some.

Dunk a Bannon by Gingerbutt's mama September 3, 2022

Steve Bannon Sit Up 

Sucking your own dick to the point where you yourself end up looking like a shrivelled prune that's been left out too long.

Why is Jack looking so sickly? Is he feeling okay?

Yeah, he's just done the Steve Bannon Sit Up too much.

Steve Bannon Sit Up by CrazyMoroccan August 12, 2017

Stevie Bannon 

Noun. American colloquialism referring to the act of autofellatio; self-administered oral sex.

My date bailed so I spent the whole Saturday night at home working on my Stevie Bannon technique.

“I’m not the namesake of the Stevie Bannon, I’m not trying to suck my own cock." - Anthony Scaramucci, 2017

Stevie Bannon by datboigreedz July 30, 2017

steve bannon 

Dick Cheney and Death combined

Death and Dick Cheney both had a child that would one day become the new sith lord. They named him Darth Steve Bannon.

steve bannon by Anonymously OK March 3, 2017