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Self Bananism

If you are a banana, it is eating yourself. Like cannibalism, only with bananas.
DUDE! my peel is SO good!
That's self bananism dude!
by bananasha July 19, 2010
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baenis

when you have bae and she has anus. the most powerful weapon on the planet, has destroyed much anus in its time
"we got fucked by their baenis. hard."
by baenis March 13, 2019
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Bannistering

To be denied or otherwise fail in attracting females or not satisfy a female
Chris tried him best charm and exhausted his wit but ended up bannistering and being denied his chance at love
by Johnny Slapshot May 31, 2019
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bannister test

A test to prove if the stories about oriental women being "cut the wrong way" down below is true.

An oriental woman is enticed to remove her panties and slide down a bannister, whilst an indepentant witness listens out for the tell tale 'flubberlubberlubberlubber' noise made by friction rubbing against the oriental woman's sideways cut pussy.

Any non-oriental woman performing the same test will result in a smooth, friction free and silent ride to the bottom of the stairs.
Oli: "Jenny, would you mind performing the bannister test? I want to know if the stories are true..."

Jenny: "Sure thing"

Jenny removes her pants, hops on the bannister and starts to slide... 'flubberlubberlubberlubber'

Oli: "I knew it!"
by Johnny Smartypants August 28, 2008
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Bannister

Bannister is a cool last name it means

you have a big pp and your dad owns a dealership and they play alot of hockey and throw there sticks when the let in a goal from the far blue line
Bannister is cool
by jonny test 3942 February 11, 2022
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baennisball

The two player driveway game of baseball with a tennis ball; all MLB baseball rules apply with the exception of a tennis ball being used instead of a baseball.
In the game of baennisball, 1st base, 3rd base, and the home run fence will vary depending on the driveway and corresponding features of the property.
by Dutch, Billy, Dillon September 12, 2007
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baenis

the combination of baby and penis - used to refer to someone's penis who doesn't have the guts to do something
Antoine- Woooooow thats crazy, why didnt he go for that chick?

Sean- He's a goon

Antoine- With a baenis!
by bb.bebe.beba June 4, 2009
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