Bander

A term used to describe the small flecks of testicle debris typically found in the small section of a toilet rim where the seat separates near the front. Derived from the root word "Balls" and the word "Dander".

"Oh man, I wish he'd wipe that bander off before he leaves."
"There was a pile of bander on the toilet today, don't men wash their balls?"
"Oh baby, shake some bander on my face!"

by Dribbles July 9, 2007

Bander

(n.) Derived from the word "BandWagon," Bander is a term used to describe someone who is unoriginal, and leaches off of there peoples' ideas in order to "fit in." They can often be described as "a roach," and follow others while doing everything in their power to copy them. Mythologists believe that Bander have never touched the sides of their body, and their arms are at least 8 inches away at all times. Bander also consider themselves "hard" and refuse to wear jackets during cold, rainy days. They can also be described as "a walking closet."

Bander claims that his "grandpapi owns 14 houses." But he doesn't have a jacket.

by Glucker February 17, 2017

Bander

A combination of badger and panda that came to mean frolicking freely, and jumping and skipping about and general energetic fun. Also can be used for describing random walks for no real reason, bit like rambling.

"that kitten is bandering about"
"sam's gone for a quick bander"
"Anyone up for a bander?"

by Kittymckitten October 17, 2004

Bander

1- An Arabic Name Meaning Either "Monkey" Or "King Of The Traders"

2- A Really Cool Dude With An Awesome Busy Scheduel, He's Neat In Other Words.

1- "You're Being A Total Bander, Dude."

2- "You're As Busy As A Bander."

by Hijibby February 25, 2015

Bander

A Bander is a holidaymaker that is staying in an all inclusive resort. The wearing of the coloured band gives them ideas of grandeur. This continues into life outside the resort much to the annoyance of the locals.

Non-German band wearers are also know as TwatBanders.
German band wearers are an especially obnoxious breed and are deserving of the term KunterBunders.

Oh shit we'll never get a seat, the bus is full of TwatBanders.
Kunterbunders everywhere, they think they own the bloody island.

by residentofmalta May 8, 2019

bander

someone who is in band

lagansa is a filthy bander

by leilanievans_02 January 8, 2022

Bander snatch

An anus that recieves an excessive amount of attention, which far exceeds regularity.

Usually pertains to homosexual acts.
but generally used out of context.

See also: Man Pussy

"That chick I was dating tried to play with my Bander Snatch"

"He only wants you for your Bander snatch"

by Spotted Sea Cow April 12, 2005