The reaction to an event or statement so absurd, so mind-numbingly stupid, so reminiscent of every single thing one hates about humanity, that one's only wish is to stab herself with the nearest object. Bananas are highly recommended, but other objects may be used. One rule, though. No knives or anything that could actually be used as a stabbing instrument. Have fun. (Note: Don't actually stab yourself, please)
Person One: Oh. My. God. Did you just see the Miss Teen USA pageant?
Person Two: Yeah. It was terrifying. That girl, you know, the one who kept saying "such as," and referencing "U.S. Americans?"
Person One: *picks up banana from fruit bowl and thrusts it into her chest above her heart* BANANASTAB.
Person Two: Yeah. It was terrifying. That girl, you know, the one who kept saying "such as," and referencing "U.S. Americans?"
Person One: *picks up banana from fruit bowl and thrusts it into her chest above her heart* BANANASTAB.
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Chris tried him best charm and exhausted his wit but ended up bannistering and being denied his chance at love
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An oriental woman is enticed to remove her panties and slide down a bannister, whilst an indepentant witness listens out for the tell tale 'flubberlubberlubberlubber' noise made by friction rubbing against the oriental woman's sideways cut pussy.
Any non-oriental woman performing the same test will result in a smooth, friction free and silent ride to the bottom of the stairs.
An oriental woman is enticed to remove her panties and slide down a bannister, whilst an indepentant witness listens out for the tell tale 'flubberlubberlubberlubber' noise made by friction rubbing against the oriental woman's sideways cut pussy.
Any non-oriental woman performing the same test will result in a smooth, friction free and silent ride to the bottom of the stairs.
Oli: "Jenny, would you mind performing the bannister test? I want to know if the stories are true..."
Jenny: "Sure thing"
Jenny removes her pants, hops on the bannister and starts to slide... 'flubberlubberlubberlubber'
Oli: "I knew it!"
Jenny: "Sure thing"
Jenny removes her pants, hops on the bannister and starts to slide... 'flubberlubberlubberlubber'
Oli: "I knew it!"
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Guy 2: The owner is travelling and needed it worked on while he way away. I agreed to do it if I could use the yacht for the time he was away.
Guy 1: Bannistered it!
Guy 2: The owner is travelling and needed it worked on while he way away. I agreed to do it if I could use the yacht for the time he was away.
Guy 1: Bannistered it!
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