bananagate 

The scandal that rocked the League 2 footballing world.

During the 2004/2005 football season, Oxford United FC sacked burly striker Julian Alsop 'with immediate effect' for a 'lewd prank' played on a youth player at the club.

It later emmerged that Alsop had attempted to shove a banana up the rear end of the youth team player with others aiding him. A full scale operation was held at the club with a number of youth team players being suspended for their involvement.

Still little is known about the full extent of the attack with the banana or of its whereabouts, thus resulting in the 'bananagate' scandal.

Alsop later found work with Forest Green Rovers, but was duly banned for the rest of the season by the FA whilst they investidated.

You see the paper? That whole 'bananagat' thing is manic, I tell ya!

bananagate by Oxford Lad June 10, 2005

bananamatic 

A machine that produces bananas in Honduras. Also used as an expression by generally dorky people to describe something that they feel is "awesome." Can refer to someone that uses bananas to practice performing blow jobs or sexual intercourse.

1. "That banana is HUGE where's it from?" "Don't know, some bananamatic in Honduras."

2. "That Star Wars convention was BANANAMATIC, man!"

3. "Dude, that chick is ugly." "Oh but did you hear, she's a bananamatic." "That's hot.

bananamatic by YourSecondWorstEnemey June 16, 2010

bananabate 

Bananabating is a form of masturbation that involves, yes, a banana. Take a semi-ripe banana and wrap the banana 2/3 of the way up with duct tape. With the banana still unpeeled, squish around the insides until mushy. Then, cut off the untaped 1/3 and throw away. Lastly, stick the banana in the microwave for approximately 23 seconds, then fuck the shit out of it. Enjoy.

Ever since Jane left me, I've been sick and tired of using my hand. I think I might bananabate tonight instead.

bananabate by Mattyd0826 March 24, 2008

bananahan 

The state of being a total JACKASS.

You are such a bananahan

bananahan by guess who April 3, 2006

bananahamic

This means that something is simply the best. The adjective merged from top banana.

OMG! This party is bananahamic!

bananahamic by TheOmegaWeapon July 8, 2007

bananahamock 

(n.) an undergarment that cradles them male genitalia.

This bananahamock sure knows how to let my schlong relax. :)

bananahamock by Heaven Nunez May 25, 2008

Bananalated

adj. A state of being attained after the consumption of an exorbitant amount of alcohol, predisposing the frivolous drunkard to harmless, rambunctious behavior.

Joe was so bananalated after two rounds of Canadian Beer Pong that he tore up shrubbery and created a jungle kitchen.

I have so much work due tomorrow that finishing it is impossible. Instead of making a frustrating attempt, I'm just going to buy some Natty and get bananalated.

Don't mind BBC or his Bert shirt, he always puts it on in preparation for bananalation.

Bananalated by The Hullabahoos October 27, 2010