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Ballcutter

The new, latest evolution of the emo subculture. Characterised by the ritual mutilation of the scrotum with a knife. Ballcutters are seen as "hardcore" by their emo contemporaries, as they despise their 'masculinity' so much that they're willing to carve any remnant of it. Although the dangers of ballcutting are many (some of the more serious including sexual dysfunction and infertility), most Ballcutters seem to proceed obliviously, believing these issues pose no real issue to their current sex lives.
Emo Boy: Hey man, are you having your period?
Ballcutter: Dude I'm a guy. You gotta start going to Health class.
Emo Boy: Well why are you bleeding out of your crotch?
Ballcutter: Oh I'm a ballcutter.
Emo Boy: Huh?
Ballcutter: Yeah my parents fully don't understand me, and my teachers don't respect my individuality, so I decided the only way to express myself emotionally was to lacerate my scrotum.
Emo Boy: Wow man, that's deep. You gonna write some poetry about it?
Ballcutter: Pfft. Poetry is for fags. I'm going to take some pictures of my ballsack and stick them on Myspace.

Ballbutter 

Ballbutter is the substance of life. Technical term, semen. Also known as jiz, cum, jesus juice, spunk and gentleman jelly.
When a male is just about to bust is load, then he shouts out to the female or male, depending on his preference, come, come and get some of my ballbutter.
Ballbutter by Spinchy79 July 29, 2016

Allwetterreifen 

The absolute pinnacle of human inventionism. Those who are eager to try it themselves have been reported to no longer change their tires when seasons change.
Ich benutze Allwetterreifen.

Was halten Sie von Allwetterreifen?
Allwetterreifen by Atomspalter December 30, 2022

Ballesteros 

Ballestros is a special last name it is a name for Mexican people.Ballesteros is a special name for Mexican people a lot of Mexican people have Ballesteros as their last name.
Ballesteros is super special name most a lot lot of Mexican people have it
Ballesteros by Maddie James June 22, 2018

ballcutter

Someone who either cancels plans at the last minute or just flat out bails and doesn't show up for a party etc.

If someone does this, it is said that they "CUT YOUR BALLS OFF." So a ballcutter is someone who cuts your balls off.
"Hey did Tanya show up at your party?"
"Nah, dude. She's a ballcutter."
ballcutter by J McClenahan August 30, 2005

ballette 

1)same thing az a baller.. a ballette iz a female version and but dey betta
1) was sup balla'z en ballettez (therez usually a girl verion of da word- baller-ballette, pimp-pimpette, thug-thugette)
ballette by yo_wifey14 July 21, 2006

balldette 

A balldette is a lesbian who goes down on a female who has waxed her coochie.
Mary was all loosy goosy when she went down on Diane and found ou that her coochie was a balldette.
balldette by Waxed May 28, 2018