ballstrib

an exclamation of anger or annoyance resulting from instances where time-saving technology actually complicates things.

"Ballstrib!!! My Blackberry won't allow me to write 'ballstein'!"

by Nikolasya January 2, 2009

BallSlap

From the term, "to get your ballslap on". The sound thats created by the balls in heavy and vigorous sex with a female from behind doggie.

(Mike) Why are you walking like John Wayne?

(Sean) coz i got my ballslap on last night wid dis dirty gashment!

"Ring me back in 10, i'm getting my ballslap on"

by Stuart Macdonald February 23, 2007

ballslap

The act of slapping someone in the balls. Usually done from behind the person and swinging down towards their balls over their shoulder.

There's nothing like a good ballslap to ease up the nerves.

by RenegadeTeabagger March 9, 2003

ballscratcher

a workman who doesn't do much apart from scratch his balls

"he just stared at the job scratching his balls for an hour"

by sue October 19, 2003

ballstaff

masturbating with your left hand while giuding it with your right

" my right hand is bandeged up so i had to ballstaff it last night

by David the bravid July 6, 2005

babystrap

1. To fabricate a reason for something that can not be identified.

2. To wholeheartedly convince someone that a given false statement is true.

1. "Dude, what's this thing I found in your car?"
"Oh, that? That's the babystrap."

2. "I can't believe I fell for that lame explanation. I've been thoroughly babystrapped."

by kspam January 11, 2009

Ballscape

the very explicit and detailed outline, much like that of a topographical map, of male genitalia visible through clothing, usually via tight pants/jeans.

Chuck Norris' jeans are so tight in Walker, Texas Ranger, you can see his whole ballscape!

by superflypmp January 6, 2009