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ballstaking

english grammar is so ballstaking
by ballstakid January 2, 2022
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Ballstache

Who wants a brazilian when you can have a ballstache?
by Erdmanstein February 28, 2011
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ballstache

when kicked in the balls so hard that one comes out of each nostril. Therefore the pair has migrated to the upper lip area creating a stache of balls or ballstache.
Joselo is going to have a ballstache if he insults my mother one more time
by Jilly Mulsprigs October 19, 2007
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Balldacious

When someone has the nicest set of mangos in between there logs.
Did you see johns nuts?

Yes they were balldacious!
by Afro Testicle January 22, 2017
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bastacious

(adjective) /bas-tay-shus/
A slang term describing behavior that is shamelessly bold, overly forward, or excessively "thirsty" (desperate for attention or sexual interest), especially in online messaging like DMs. It combines elements of "bad" (in the sense of inappropriate or cringeworthy), "nasty" (sexually explicit or crude), and "audacious" (daring without shame or self-awareness). The word captures a specific modern internet phenomenon: sending unfiltered, overly sexual, or boundary-pushing messages to someone who hasn't invited that level of familiarity. It's often used humorously or critically to call out lack of chill, respect, or reading the room in digital flirting or interactions. Similar to "thirsty," "out of pocket," or "down bad," but with a stronger emphasis on brazen audacity and zero shame.
"He slid into her DMs with some

bastacious lines about what he'd do to her - girl blocked him in 0.2 seconds."

"I've got too much self-respect to ever send bastacious comments like that; keep it classy."

"The comments section was full of bastacious thirst traps replies - it was secondhand embarrassment city."

"Why do guys think bastacious DMs are a good opener? Read the room, bro.
by DON KINU February 3, 2026
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Bryan Balldacious

A ball busting legend who takes blows to the testicles. This man fears nothing and his balls can answer first hand. He is a true professional, this man can take multiple blows and even needles to the BALLS! He has been seen to be “ball boxed”, kneed, kicked, slapped, punched, squished, squeezed, sounded, injected, skewered, and weighted! This man’s real name is Juan!

Juan is Bryan!
Bryan: Please destroy my balls I’m the infamous Bryan Balldacious!

Ballbuster: I’m going to bust your balls real good, but before, what’s your real name?

Bryan: Juan, Juan the ballbustee!
by CMBD_MD February 27, 2025
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