Covid bullseye

Slang for a person with most or all of the risk factors to be tapped by the stealthy Coronavirus.

Well shit, I’m old and my health is fucked, so I guess I’m a perfect Covid bullseye!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 29, 2020

ballsed

The result of something that's gone wrong, broken, tired out or messed up.

'Oh man, my cell phone doesn't work anymore. It's ballsed.'

by Scarletrocket December 13, 2014

ballsy

Intense, manly, amazing.

"Did you see Jim tell off the boss? That was ballsy!"

by Load March 21, 2003

Ballseye

The sexual act of slapping anothers eyes with your testicles.

"Hey Marty did you see Bob's black eyes?"
"Yeah dude, he got the ballseye"

by UPtheNOSEinbetweenTHETOES September 19, 2011

Ballsy McBallsington

The folk hero of ledgend who, in any given situation, takes the route of action that requires the most balls. Usually referred to in romantic situations in which one guy is trying to convince another to "take the ballsy road" so as to help him win over a girl and/or avoid being a total pussy.

Dude A: I can't do that man, It's too risky...
Dude B: Come on man! What would Ballsy McBallsington do!?

by Grizzly-McBallsington July 31, 2011

Ballseed

(Noun)

1. A total douchebag; an asshole
2. Someone who either by negligence or stupidity fucks shit up.

3. A close friend or confidant who has decided without warning or reason to be a dick.

"Hey ballseed, you gonna pay me tonight or what??!"

by anonymous January 24, 2023

Knifey balley

A game similar to "five finger fillet" but instead of using fingers the body part of choice is a set of testicles where a few participants lay there scrot sacks on a table and the last pair of balls to be penetrated wins.

Awh dude did you see that guy get messed up in a game of knifey balley?

by balleyRossey April 20, 2019