BallsDeep69

He is the legendary warrior BallsDeep69! He is also known as the "Legendary Fuck!". His best friend is the founder and ceo of the Kirito is Always Right Foundation. His real name is definitely not Klein.

"Alright ugly! Let me teach you why the call me the legendary FUCK!"
-BallsDeep69

by OurLordAndSaviorAdolfHitler February 19, 2017

g-balled

Aaron'ism: When things don't go as planned, or someone or something screws you over, you've been g-balled.

For example, you're late for a meeting because of traffic...and when you finally show up you tell them you were "g-balled" by traffic

by Djansson September 28, 2015

Black Balled

To be cast aside, shunned, given the short end of the deal. "Shafted"

She totally rejected me, threw me away and didn't look back, i was completely black balled.

by brantleycmd December 6, 2010

mentally blue balled

When you are told by someone that something amazing just happened, but they won't tell you. You know how when guys are just about to get it in, they get all excited?
well, if they don't get it in, and they're still excited, they get blue balls. or it just hurts them a lot, because they can't release.

Mentally blue balled means that you got all excited and then didn't complete with the exciting thing/action.

Jane: OMGAH,Jenny! You'll NEVER guess who's transferring into our school next week. You are gonna FREAK the fuck out! OMG i could barely believe it myself.
Jenny: Tell me! Tell me!
Jane: Nah, chill.
Jenny: ...

(Jenny is mentally blue balled)

by uhohrosarioh April 7, 2010

Low-balled

In online gaming, the act of waiting for your teammates to injure an enemy player then striking the killing blow at the last minute. See also: Kill Stealing

Dammit, Johnny just low-balled me again! He's got 6 kills and 23 damage dealt this round!

by apple321456 January 16, 2017

Ballseye

The sexual act of slapping anothers eyes with your testicles.

"Hey Marty did you see Bob's black eyes?"
"Yeah dude, he got the ballseye"

by UPtheNOSEinbetweenTHETOES September 19, 2011

Ballseed

(Noun)

1. A total douchebag; an asshole
2. Someone who either by negligence or stupidity fucks shit up.

3. A close friend or confidant who has decided without warning or reason to be a dick.

"Hey ballseed, you gonna pay me tonight or what??!"

by anonymous January 24, 2023