ballsed-up

Adj. Ruined, in a mess.

"Oh, aye! Ain't we in a shite state."
"Indeed. Us Irish hombres are all ballsed-up."

by Alex Quantashassle June 05, 2005

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ballsing my tits

A phrase that can be used synonymously with phrases like "Are you kidding me?" , "You've got to be kidding me!" or " Naw, I'm just kidding."

Usually used to express disbelief.

Ex. 1

Person No.1: "Dude, I heard that Tanner knocked up that chick you wanted to fuck!"

Person No.2: "Dude, are you ballsing my tits right now?"

Ex. 2

Person No.1: "Dude, I can't go to ozzfest with you, bro."

Person No.2: "You've got to be ballsing my tits.."

Ex. 3

Person No.1: "Hey bro, I'm moving away."

Person No.2: (starts crying)

Person No.3: "Naw, man. I'm just ballsing your tits!"

by D-Pump June 14, 2008

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Ballsed

When a man/teenage boy hides illegal or unwanted substance or item inside there underwear, if the item being hid is too heavy often the item would be held inbetween the thighs behind the ball sack.

This is often done by school students when their school is about to conduct a bag search or random classroom search to find any illegal substances/stolen property/or weapons.

"Fam mrs bewart sent mr cocks to bag search me i ballsed the herbs"

Person A "why does this stink"
Person b"I ballsed I cuh I was being bag searched"
Person A "fam thats butters"

by Pestoman May 29, 2018

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