balljacker

1.a lazy person.
2.a person with so much time on their hands as to be compared to fiddling with ones own testicles.
3.germanthe person,not the nationality

"german doesn't do anything. He's such a balljacker"

by Jay Bain January 12, 2008

ballgazer

The taunting moniker given to one who has recently gazed upon balls, usually when the owner of the balls displays his thumb and index finger forming a circle over the balls.

The idea is to be creatively insulting when calling someone ballgazer, using it in humorous context or in a play on words adding to the shame and disgrace the offender faces.

"You looked at more balls tonight than the Daily Lotto since it's inception!"

"Your eyes just lapped up a large serving of my balls.. Were you ball-famished?"

Fabian --> Gaybian Ballgazer --> Dr. Gabiano "8-Ball" Ballgazorno

Ballgazaurus Rex

by The (Ball) Shark July 23, 2009

Steve Ballmer

Current CEO of computer powerhouse Microsoft. Famous on many message boards for his inspirational talk videos, in which he gets really worked up about everything. In one video, He repeats the word "developers" many times until the crowd starts chanting, and often times now people will makes jokes in reference to this video.

When Bill Gates stepped down as CEO of Microsoft, he appointed Steve Ballmer as the new CEO.

by Big Al P November 28, 2004

ballmer

unexpected or repeated short (or no) work day

Given the boring work week he pulled a "ballmer".

by Big Daddy 70819 May 29, 2009

ballbañero

The act of applying habañero hot sauce to one's scrotum (usually amongst friends) in order to gain unlimited man points. Usually combated by dunking one's scrotum into a cup of milk when the pain becomes too unbearable.

At the party last night, Fred pulled off a ballbañero for two hours before giving in to the cow juice.

by nothisispatrick August 29, 2010

Bellakera

Bellakera is when two or more person are gonna do something sexual like (perriar and ragiarse) this word is very used in Puerto Rico yo can say to a men “bellako” and to a woman “bellaka” also yo can sa bellako or bellaka when something is lit or fresh

“Diablo my g q clase de bellakera me di con ella”
“Estas bellako “
“Esas Jordan están bellakas”

by N U M B October 6, 2018

climbing Mount Ballmer

The act of drinking heavily in order to achieve a blood alcohol level of between 0.129% and 0.138%, which was discovered by Microsoft in the late 1980s to confer "superhuman programming ability" via some unknown cause.

"It's Friday night, but I have a ton of code to write. I guess climbing Mount Ballmer is my only hope."

by jokeocracy January 24, 2014