Baller-status Catholic

A devout Catholic who is extremely knowledgeable in the way of theology, doctrine, liturgy, faith formation, and has read up on the lives of the saints. They are also well-versed in the arguments against Church, particularly those used by secular fundamentalists. Entire families, in addition to specific individuals, can achieve the title of baller-status Catholic.

"After a lifetime quest for truth and knowledge, my friend Dan is a total baller-status Catholic."

"The McCluskey's totally boxed James in that argument about reserving priestly ordination to men alone using John Paul II's Ordinatio Sacerdotalis. They are definitely a baller-status Catholic fam."

by WillyStyle101 January 28, 2014

baller shorts

another name for guy's gym shorts, or basketball shorts.

Richie's got on his baller shorts guyyyyy

by lisapwns October 25, 2007

Baller Status

someone who everyone recongnizes for their accomplishments and what they have...

Lebron James is 22 and is riding on baller status, he is the clevland cavaliers and owns everything

by clarence thomas June 11, 2006

Biller's Rights

The one who bills the zoot/blunt is entitled to the first tokes of said zoot/blunt.

You know the drill, I rolled it, biller's rights

by TepZino November 20, 2019

Baller Stat

The status Urban Dictionary editors get once they make 300 decisions. Relateable to epic victory.

Jason spent his whole weekend making difficult decisions on urban dictionary, but it so payed off when he earned Baller Stat!

by Hershey400 May 17, 2009

the baller society

There is still hope if you weren't eligible for the baller crew to be accepted in some formal ballerness, there is the baller society. (the def. of the baller crew could not be posted on this site because the site realized it is just too damn baller to be published) To get into this society you have to have shown exquisite ballerness in everyday life, and if you try to hard to be baller to get into this crew, you are definitley not baller. This is so because you can not try hard to be baller it has to come naturally and easy, if it doesn't stop trying! Anyway you know if you should be in this society or not, and of course all the members of the baller crew are automatically granted membership to this society.
The rules of the Baller Society.
1. Do not talk about the Baller Society.
2. Do not talk about the Baller Society.
3. No trons will be permitted into this society.
4. Do not ask me if you are in this society, if there is any question and you are wondering if you are in this society, i will tell you. You are not.
5. If you continually break rule 4 there will be a sore fate for you.

Tim says, "Can i be in the baller society?"
The baller society says, "No tim, you are just not baller enough, maybe someday . . may someday . . ."

by P-tone November 7, 2004

baller status

Having reached a superlative level of ballerdom, it is said one has acheived baller status. This often goes hand in hand with early retirement and being a man of leisure (or woman of leisure. It can often devolve into a world of dinner whores and golddiggers if the baller has a weak pimp hand. MAny of these types can be found on dating sites such as wealthymen and webdate, where it is easier to hide one's monetary worth and circumnavigate wanna-be-women-of-leisure.

Only cats with offical baller status are allowed on

by Help Us Put a Stop to Collar Pop May 18, 2006