Ballard 

To steal.
To take (the property of another) without right or permission.
To commit theft.

That money is for all of us, don't ballard it!

Ballard by John Doeee July 31, 2006

ballard 

A piece of sh!t

That ballard has corn in it

ballard by god66475 November 1, 2013

ballard 

The dumbest character ever from the Matrix series who, when in danger, likes do do nothing but yell his name in a powerful tone as his defense. He will always find a way to get himself in the worst possible situation.

Person: Oh shit, Ballard is being a dumb ass again trying to block bullets with his face.
Ballard: BALLARD!
Person: STFU BALLARD!
Ballard: BALLARD!
Person: ...I hate this game.

ballard by Krazy Kyle February 1, 2008

Ballard 

A very ugly man, usually with a very small penis, which doesn't matter anyway because he's asexual. Has a great love for all things theoretical, physics and theoretical physics. Likes to drink (coffee) alone while playing with his coffee maker and never attends social gatherings. Very loyal to his $400 pen which he may possibly have a sexual attraction to(unconfirmed). A man who will protect his virginity by any means by rejecting all forms of human contact.

Man, did you see that guy solve that physics question in 30 seconds? He's a BALLARD YO!

That man is antisocial as BALLARD man!

Some bastard that looked like a Ballard tried talking to me and I just had to beat the shit out of him.

Ballard by kayralover69 June 18, 2018

Ballard Benedict 

Breakfast dish consisting of English muffin, topped with tradional bacon, poached eggs, & hollandaise sauce.

(Similar to eggs Benedict but substitutes Canadian bacon with tradional breakfast bacon)

I'd like the Ballard Benedict please.

Ballard Benedict by JBalla November 15, 2013

Ballard Jackhammer 

A sex act wherein a male intermittently thrusts quickly and loudly for 5-30 second intervals, alternating with minutes of complete stillness and silence. Said male begins while his partner is still asleep and continues for several hours.

Some f*#%face woke me up with the Ballard Jackhammer again this morning. It goes on all day and leaves me unsatisfied and agitated.

Ballard Jackhammer by CountryTerry August 20, 2016

Ballard county 

Everyone from meth heads to pot heads . Even the best homegrown is from here

What you smoking? Some good ole ballard county homegrown, the best around

Ballard county by Bc homeboy June 19, 2019