Makeshift gym

Noun; training program that can be performed in the office or at home, when you are forced to skip the gym because of more important commitments.

Usually you lift anything has a significant weight.

Bro #1: - didn't see You at the gym yesterday, dude!

Bro #2: - I have been stuck at the office till night bro, but I benched the printer, did some push ups and worn out triceps lifting a water gallon.

Bro #1: - You definitely went to the makeshift gym!

by =Matty HxC= November 14, 2013

makeshift

A temporary substitute or device.

"arranging a row of chairs to form a makeshift bed"

by @sasa_da_gal July 20, 2016

Makeshift

Adj: Something that has been made/put together in a non-conventional way, but can expand past the bounds of "Jerry-Rig" For example, one would not use "Jerry-rig" when describing the quality of their food.

Something that has been put together at such a low cost, it doesn't turn out like the original directions.

Something that is not quite right and low quality.

Commonly used in replacement of Jerry-rig or sketchy

This is kind of a Makeshift town

Time to make some Makeshift Mac and cheese

We didn't have a couch so we bought a makeshift one from a thrift store

by Frizbeeaj October 29, 2010

Makeshift Patriot

A saying made famous by freestyle rapper Sage Francis, a Makeshift Patriot is someone who only is patriot when they have to be.

Where were all the flags before 9-11?

by Denis Baldwin June 3, 2004

Backshift Forklift Operator

Noun - Individual who holds the keys to the forklift. Envied by the entire staff at the potato factory. Backshift forklift Operator is the most elite position.

SemperFi Comic Guy: what's Cornrod been up to lately?
Ellen: He's killing it. He's the backshift forklift operator at the potato factory.
SemperFi Comic Guy: no shit?! Are you serious?
Ellen: Yes I'm totally serious!! Who would lie about being a coveted backshift forklift operator at the potato factory? That would be criminal.

by Anthony is not a bot... May 7, 2020

Makeshift chemistry

When you are trying to develop a sex chemistry, if it isn't there it can be enhanced by drugs or alcohol.

I'm pretty sure last night me and a girl had makeshift chemistry because i don't remember anything.

by sugartitts- February 22, 2015

makeshift monday

When Your First Day Of Work Starts On A Tuesday.

DaMn, I Hate Makeshift Mondays

by ronnielogic3 October 15, 2013