by Light Joker August 04, 2004
by Adam_nation March 27, 2018
A Bakers Dozen is a recent Marine Corps tradition in which 13 people evacuate their bowels into one toilet consecutively without flushing. Can be a highly effective corrective measure, but isn't always done for any particular reason. As all things in the Marine Corps, the Bakers Dozen must be executed with the utmost professionalism, integrity, and attention to detail.
SGT: "Give me 3 bodies!"
*3 PFCs jump up"
SGT: "Go grab a shovel out of the supply closet and head to second deck, room 215."
PFC: "What do you want us to do with a shovel on second deck, SGT?"
SGT: "Another Bakers Dozen, the 3rd fucking one this month. Expect to hear it from Gunny during the brief tomorrow..."
PFC: "YUT YUT, BLOOD GUTS KILL RAH"
*3 PFCs jump up"
SGT: "Go grab a shovel out of the supply closet and head to second deck, room 215."
PFC: "What do you want us to do with a shovel on second deck, SGT?"
SGT: "Another Bakers Dozen, the 3rd fucking one this month. Expect to hear it from Gunny during the brief tomorrow..."
PFC: "YUT YUT, BLOOD GUTS KILL RAH"
by Alvin J Yakitori June 16, 2013
A group of 13 very cool British girls (one honorary member) that share adolescent experiences together, and good times. Each have a varied size of cake shelf and are all very quick witted and clever
by marth94 October 31, 2011
a sexual position made famous by a "Mr Baker" in which one inserts both fists, their cock and and both big toes in to a girl at the same time.
Adrienne couldn't her face in public for weeks after the pictures of her getting The Baker's Dozen surfaced on the internet!
by benjaminbaker April 03, 2007
The act of placing all 10 fingers, penis and testicles inside a women at one time. Making a total of 13 individual parts inside her at once, Hence the term Baker's Dozen. This can be done using any of the following oraphaces, mouth, vagina, and or anus simutaniously, in any combination, as long as every thing is inside at the same time.
by Rob24 July 25, 2006
(n.) the act of smoking 13 consequetive bowls of marijuana. A double-entendre; "baker" refers to both the marijuana being burnt and the number traditionally associated with baked goods
by slapdick July 24, 2004