Baker

a hella tight mountain in washington state

many who go there smoke weed

lets get baked at baker

by rockinitfolyf February 24, 2009

Baker

1. Its when someone goes all bi polar on you, loving you one day then freaking out on you the next. Mind games, casual sex and drama all included for free.

2. When you hook a girl, make out with her in her hotel parking lot but you can't sink her so you do away with her.

1. I dumped him cause he was a total Baker waiting to happen!

2. Totally pulled a Baker on her last week!

by cheemjoeknee December 3, 2011

Baker

The ultimate champion of sniffing bike seats. Could also be described as the action of sniffing a seat. Originating in the mid 1980's the Baker is the pinnacle of sniff techniques.

I'm gonna Baker the shit out of that bike seat!

by Burgerboyz May 28, 2014

Baker

A person that often does not know what is happening and/or changes their mind frequently.

Can be used in a variety of ways.

Jim: "What happened?"
Joe: "Your such a baker"

Sammy: "What the baker just happened?!"

by Bambipornstar August 6, 2011

Baker

A person who frequently partakes in chicken lickin.

That guy is baker.

by Big Colonol April 16, 2009

Baker

Baker is a term used to call someone a mistake, neglected, unloved/hated person who doesn’t live with there biological parents

Dude he is such a baker

by SiLFo February 13, 2018

baker

someone who is continually engaged in the act of caking

What is David doing? Is he still caking? Could you tell the baker to get off the phone so we can get back to this game.

by R.Matos April 23, 2006