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Badum-tss 

Usually heard after making a bad or corny joke

Also it’s badum-tss not badum-tsh
So a man walks into a bar and says “ow”

*Badum-tss*

*Laugh track*
Badum-tss by NahKnee August 20, 2019
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badum tish 

It's an onomatopeia for a drum technique normally accompanying the conclusion of a cheesy joke or a comedy pratfall (where someone is made to look like an idiot by their own devising - such as falling on a banana skin they earlier discarded). It consists of two fast rimshots and a splash cymbal - producing the sound "badum tish".
#1: What does bees do if they don't want to drive?
#2: Dunno
#1: Wait at the buzz stop! Haha!
#2: Badum tish!
badum tish by Mats Valen May 1, 2007

Jewish Car Baum 

Also known as the JCB, the Jewish Car Baum is created when you combine a shot of cognac with a healthy amount of Manischewitz wine as a chaser. Please don't get this confused with an Irish Car Bomb, whose name is, indeed, derived from the JCB. Note that since it is a "Baum" and not a "bomb," the brave soul drinking this mess does not necessarily have to drop the shot into thier glass of Manischewitz. For the cognac, the creators recommend Courvoisier, because it makes you feel like a pimp.
Orheez: What drink has the highest reward of getting you hammered but also the greatest risk of causing you to vomit?

Slick: The Jewish Car Baum!

CZA: Aww damn, I'll get the camera and the trash bin.
Jewish Car Baum by djd21 February 19, 2010
Bam and Jam put together. Just pretty awesome. Used like booyah!
Bajam! I'm done.
bajam by bajamer December 29, 2010
An onomatopoeia often used in manga for when someone with large breasts walks up to (or past) a male character.
In "Higurashi: When They Cry" vol. 1, page 41, the sound effect is portrayed when Mion walks past the main character.

Busty character walks by "badum".
Badum by Stiffofdeth June 6, 2009

Reed Baum 

Member of AA, host of drafts, fucking nasty.
Indiana Jones:
"Nazis, I hate these guys"
Reed Baum by Yugen April 25, 2005