The act of texting your fellow employees, friends, bosses or clients that you will be unable to make it into work.
Can also refer to just being late or leaving early from work, appointments, Training etc.
Can also refer to just being late or leaving early from work, appointments, Training etc.
Hey man, i think I have to bailot on you today. I don’t really have an excuse other than my schedule can’t accomodate me being there.
Person 1: Did you hear that Steve pulled a fucking bailot today?
Person 2: Doesn’t surprise me.
Person 1: Did you hear that Steve pulled a fucking bailot today?
Person 2: Doesn’t surprise me.
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A sarcastic word meaning you are broke and in need of money; Referring to the government bailouts, in which large amounts of money were given/loaned to the Banks and Auto Industry. Neither endorsing or opposing the government bailout.
-Dude, I'm so broke, I really need a bailout!
-That company just went under! They really need a bailout!
-That company just went under! They really need a bailout!
by westernwishes February 8, 2009
Get the Bailout mug.Similar to Bailing.......this is the act of ditching on a preagreed event, date, plan etc. Typically of great excitement or importance to one or more parties to whom the bailing is being committed against. Always last minute and leaves ppl with a feeling of disgust/dismay equal to or greater than the holocaust.
AeSop: Hey Sallie.....we still on for tonight? I've been lookin forward to this all week!!!
Sallie: OMG...Meeee Toooo. I'm just gettin ready now. Pick me up in half hour.
...............(half hour later).......................
AeSoP: I'm outside your place. Get out here.
Sallie: O ya about that....I"m not allowed to come anymore. hehehe....Ttyl....
AeSoP: Faaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.......I can't believe u bailocausted AGAIN!!!! (goes offs himself)
Sallie: OMG...Meeee Toooo. I'm just gettin ready now. Pick me up in half hour.
...............(half hour later).......................
AeSoP: I'm outside your place. Get out here.
Sallie: O ya about that....I"m not allowed to come anymore. hehehe....Ttyl....
AeSoP: Faaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.......I can't believe u bailocausted AGAIN!!!! (goes offs himself)
by lurch18 November 2, 2009
Get the Bailocaust mug.Yo man, I've made some terrible decisions over and over again, but I don't want to be held accountable for my actions. Can you give me a bailout?
by CommonCents December 20, 2008
Get the Bailout mug.What schecklemensch expect when their irresponsible and greedy management decisions come back to bite them in the pocketbook.
The schecklemensch told Algelides that they just missed the basic concept that the housing market would not continue to rise so they needed a bailout to keep their bonuses in tact.
by ktedidit January 15, 2010
Get the Bailout mug.What happens when you lose it and go off on somebody with an insane barrage of condescending insults.
To experience a "Christian Bailout" see Christain Bale freaks out on youtube or somewhere.
What don't you ------- understand? You got any ------- idea about, hey, it's ------- distracting having somebody walking up behind Bryce in the middle of the ------- scene? Give me a ------- answer! What don't you get about it?
Ohhhhh, goooood for you. And how was it? I hope it was ------- good, because it's useless now, isn't it?
..... sake man, you're amateur....you got ------- something to say to this prick?
Well, somebody should be ------- watching and keeping an eye on him.
? I'm trying to ------- do a scene here, and I am going "Why the ---- is Shane walking in there? What is he doing there?" Do you understand my mind is not in the scene if you're doing that? Stay off the ------- set man. For ----- sake. Alright, let's go again.
Let's not take a ------- minute, let's go again.
I'm going to ------- kick your ------- ass if you don't shut up for a second! All right I'm going to go... Do you want me to ------- go trash your lights?
Do you want me to ------- trash 'em? Then why are you trashing my scene?
You do it one more ------- time and I ain't walking on this set if you're still hired. I'm ------- serious. You're a nice guy. You're a nice guy, but that don't ------- cut it when you're ------- around like this on set.
What don't you ------- understand? You got any ------- idea about, hey, it's ------- distracting having somebody walking up behind Bryce in the middle of the ------- scene? Give me a ------- answer! What don't you get about it?
Ohhhhh, goooood for you. And how was it? I hope it was ------- good, because it's useless now, isn't it?
..... sake man, you're amateur....you got ------- something to say to this prick?
Well, somebody should be ------- watching and keeping an eye on him.
? I'm trying to ------- do a scene here, and I am going "Why the ---- is Shane walking in there? What is he doing there?" Do you understand my mind is not in the scene if you're doing that? Stay off the ------- set man. For ----- sake. Alright, let's go again.
Let's not take a ------- minute, let's go again.
I'm going to ------- kick your ------- ass if you don't shut up for a second! All right I'm going to go... Do you want me to ------- go trash your lights?
Do you want me to ------- trash 'em? Then why are you trashing my scene?
You do it one more ------- time and I ain't walking on this set if you're still hired. I'm ------- serious. You're a nice guy. You're a nice guy, but that don't ------- cut it when you're ------- around like this on set.
by ooteedee2009 June 14, 2009
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