I’m in my bag

To be in your feelings, or sad/down because of a boy/girl

Chris: what’s up jake how you feeling?
Jake: not good “I’m in my bag” because Becky dumped me

by Suped_C October 15, 2017

Douche Bag Mafia

A group of people that believe they are better than everyone else. Total pricks that live to piss on all us normal folk. Total cock smokers who live in a bubble and believe they are god.

Landlord that thinks you are responsible for fixing broken air conditioner in the home you are renting and then forces you to move out!

"Excuse me Mr. Renter would you please bend over while I shove my Mafia foot up your ass!"

"Let me see how can I fuck a perfectly normal person up today? Let me begin by shitting on someones coat!"

Take every Douche Bag Mafia bastard and shove your foot up there ass and wiggle your toes!

by Klingers Nose September 15, 2011

Bag Man

Is a guy or man who has very little to popularity so he will strategically date or hook up with a girl or woman who has a tighter money game and more popular than he is. This move is for clout and to elevate or boost his popularity to a higher level.

Follower 1: I thought ol’ boy was ballin’ like a rock star and a high profile celeb before he hooked up with ol’ girl.
Follower 2: Nah ol’ boy’s money game and popularity ghosted him until he hooked up with ol’ girl who put that bag man on the map.

by Starving Artist246 January 20, 2023

brown paper bag money

Money made from hustling.

That brown paper bag money push my mattress through the roof.

by Borbus January 9, 2008

brown paper bag money

money earned from selling dope

I don't know how I'd make it without that brown paper bag money.

by pacmanrolle July 20, 2008

Tea Bag Monster

One who creeps from house to house at night and places his/hers, genetals upon ones forhead while one is sleeping.

Holy fuck balls, its the tea bag monster!

by MEOFF JACK March 10, 2004

Thirst bag Mcgee

1. A man who constantly every word everything out of his mouth is about getting a woman to have sex everything revolves around a constant stream of women he thirss for the touch the feel of a woman.

2. One has multiple accounts on different dating sites.

Thirst bag Mcgee has four woman on lock tonight from those dating sites

by Almightynessgemini October 12, 2016