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badgering the witness

A lesser-known euphemism for masturbation.
Quentin, would you please stop badgering the witness? We have work to do!
by Max in RI May 30, 2006
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badgering

The sexual act of directly blowing air into your partner's colon through the anus.
1) My boyfriend drove me crazy by alternating between badgering and rimming me.

2) My new guy is totally into badgering; I nearly ran out of breath last night.
by Nonstandard Deviant March 24, 2009
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badgerbanger

A person who has sex with badgers. Probably because hunting foxes has been banned. Such person must have a hardy penis in order to deal with bonerbiting by the badger.

Scottish people often wear sporrans in order to attract badgers to their cocks which are under the kilt. They wiggle it around to attract the badger, a practice known as badger baiting. When the badger bites they have oral sex with it then fuck it as well. It is due to this practice that the Scottish are so hardy.
It is often wrongly stated that the Welsh are also badgerbangers. In fact, as we all know, they go for the rather safer course of being sheepshaggers.
by Andy June 12, 2008
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Badgerdon

(noun) A lazy person,

From the mammal of the late Jurassic and ancestor of the modern badgers.
This noble animal became extinct due to its excessive hibernation period.
"Get up you Badgerdon! you'll be late for work!"
by Harry Sargent May 20, 2008
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badgering the witness

to masturbate, the violent manipulation or aggressive stroking of ones genitals
I couldn't get it up for Mary because I was badgering the witness all afternoon.

Susan caught her brother badgering the witness while watching Full House.
by theanarchist July 21, 2013
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Badgering

The act of doing something for benefit, whether it be for self benefit or for someone else's benefit. Usually involves trying to get someone else to do something for you.
Steve was badgering hard last night, i think he brought home that canadian girl.

Joe keeps badgering me, he is always in such a rush.

Gio is trying to badger me for a haircut.
by ODPSuave28 November 13, 2011
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badgerbadgerbadger.com

An EVIL twisted hipnotic well concooted scheme to dominate the world, created by someone on a LSD trip.
(after watching it for 4 hours)
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! THEY ARE COMING THEY ARE COMING!"
by Zamite March 22, 2005
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