this is the tasty treat that comes from the loveable animal the pig. bacon is good foreverybody. it helps you store fat for the winter and is full of protein.
when put between 2 slices of bread with some sauce, it becomes lifes greatest pleasures.
it can also cure hunger, and it can stop war - if they used it as a weapon.
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"And on the sixth day, God created the pig, and saw that it was good. And taking the choicest cuts, he blessed them, and said 'This is the holiest of meats. I shall call it Bacon', and he saw just how good of a decision had been made."
- Genesis, 13:17
In fact, a whole religion has been created around the holiest of meats, entitled the FreeBacons.
Bacon is a term used for the worlds most delectible, delighted, breakfast course. Most bacon lovers will eat it every day.
Bacon is made out of pig, and pork, which are basically the same thing.
Some people use the word wrong as saying it is just pig. A meat used for food. Food. Fat in meat. A big hunk of fat. The worst food ever. DO NOT LISTEN TO THEM. They are just people who have no common sense and are idiots.
Bacon will make your life so much better. Eat bacon and I garuntee you will feel better for at least 24 hours if you eat it and other delicious foods like oatmeal, yogurt, cereal, and eggs in the morning.
"Mom, Dad, can you make me some bacon for breakfast?"
"You mean the worlds most delectible, delighted, breakfast course?
"DUH! :P"