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bacon

this is the tasty treat that comes from the loveable animal the pig. bacon is good for everybody. it helps you store fat for the winter and is full of protein.
Zach loves bacon, eat zach, eat!
by ZachiZZo November 29, 2003
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A lesser-known synonym for "awesome"
"I just won $500! Bacon!"
by Lord Jack February 5, 2008
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when put between 2 slices of bread with some sauce, it becomes lifes greatest pleasures.
it can also cure hunger, and it can stop war - if they used it as a weapon.
"damn im hungry"
"dont worry, we are going to war soon"
"great! im off to buy some sauce"
by burkland February 14, 2004
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The greatest person in the world. Also known as Baekhyun. He's the sweetest guy ever. He is married to Chanyeol and they sail the happiest ship next to HunHan.
OMG Bacon is totally Chanyeol's wife.
by OhMyBacon September 10, 2012
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Undercover Officer: You got crack?
Street Hustler: Crack?! Smells like bacon up in here.
by lexicon June 15, 2003
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(n.) in fact, the holiest of all meats. The story, according to the Bible of the Bacon, goes as such:

"And on the sixth day, God created the pig, and saw that it was good. And taking the choicest cuts, he blessed them, and said 'This is the holiest of meats. I shall call it Bacon', and he saw just how good of a decision had been made."
- Genesis, 13:17

In fact, a whole religion has been created around the holiest of meats, entitled the FreeBacons.
This bacon is so good. I can feel my sins being washed away by its goodness.
by Brother In Bacon December 17, 2009
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Bacon is a term used for the worlds most delectible, delighted, breakfast course. Most bacon lovers will eat it every day.

Bacon is made out of pig, and pork, which are basically the same thing.

Some people use the word wrong as saying it is just pig. A meat used for food. Food. Fat in meat. A big hunk of fat. The worst food ever. DO NOT LISTEN TO THEM. They are just people who have no common sense and are idiots.

Bacon will make your life so much better. Eat bacon and I garuntee you will feel better for at least 24 hours if you eat it and other delicious foods like oatmeal, yogurt, cereal, and eggs in the morning.
"Mom, Dad, can you make me some bacon for breakfast?"
"You mean the worlds most delectible, delighted, breakfast course?
"DUH! :P"
by Chris Cracker August 30, 2009
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