backseat booty

To have sex in the rear of a car.

Wonda Wonderpig was was doing the backseat booty.

by I, Wreckerrr November 16, 2016

backseat surfer

Anyone who stands over your shoulder as you use the internet, directing your internet(s) navigation

No, I don't want to check out this totally amazing video on youtube. Stop being a backseat surfer douche bag.

by Ardouche January 28, 2008

Backstabbing bitch

A sleazy, jealous, wannabe, blood-sucking, degrading, smile in your face, bitch of a soulless person who deliberately betrays someone more honest and takes advantage of people because they can't grow up and deal with their insecurities. They love talking crap about you behind your back. And they pay more attention to u when u stand up to their childish behavior.

Jessica V = The biggest backstabbing bitch to have walked on earth

by bxtchplease August 13, 2011

Backseat Kamikaze

It is when you are in the backseat of a car and throw up into the pouch on the back of the driver's or front passenger's seat and then smack it, sending bile-filled vomit all throughout the cabin.

"Dude, why is Pepe pissed at you"
"I was hammered last night in the back of Don Pepe's car so when I had to vom I gave him a Backseat KamiKaze."

by Dunham From Down Under March 24, 2021

backseat cooking

When you tell someone how to cook something or tell them you did something wrong.

“Aren’t you gonna flip that egg?”

“Don’t tell me how to cook in my own house.”

“You’re supposed to dice them, know, scramble them.”

“Stop backseat cooking.”

by GGPlex October 12, 2022

Backseat Browser

Anyone who sits behind a someone who is browsing the Internet while continuously instructing them on what to click on or what to type into the address/search bar. Most appropriately applied when the advice or commands are unsolicited and/or unwarranted.

Matt grew increasingly frustrated with Patrick, acting as a Backseat Browser, when he wouldn't stop telling Matt what links he should click on next.

by YoungKenC February 18, 2009

Backsnapper

An expression used when one encounters physical or mental pain.

When Geno was pushing the heavy furniture up the stairs, his back was slouched down and could hardly breathe; It seemed like a "backsnapper."

"OH FUAK! He's getting backsnapped!"

by 'tomis' May 24, 2012