Backboard

Another term for the grundle

When I fucked that girl last night my balls kept slapping against my backboard

by Dickcheese McGoo May 6, 2019

holla back boy

A guy that sits around waiting for a chick to call for his services. Most of the time this guy is not worth dating but can be used to satisfy certain urges.

My date didn't give it up so I called Todd my holla back boy to satisfy my needs.

by fnl4 April 14, 2005

backboard

The upwards-facing flat plane of the penile shaft, when in boner form.

"Is it annoying when my shnoz rubs against your backboard during fellatio?"

"My balls look fine, but I think you bruised my backboard."

by gartacus March 9, 2012

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by SusSusSusSusSusSusSusSusSusSus April 21, 2022

Backboned

A word describing a video game that suffers from one or more of the following:

1) Poorly implemented net code
2) Slipshod emulation
3) Game breaking bugs

"I tried to play Super Street Fighter II Turbo HD Remix online last night, but I couldn't because the online play is backboned."

by G-Boobie January 4, 2009

backboobs

An excess of fat that engulfs the bra strap of a female so much so that it appears that she has a set of "backboobs."

"Dude, check out the backboobs on that he/she!"
"Omg, it's like she has four boobs.."

by HanHan November 28, 2007

backboarding

A technique used mostly by women to limit the sound of their turds entering the toilet water. A wad of toilet paper is held underneath their ass with one hand while they hover slightly above or lean forward off of the toilet seat. By bouncing their turd off of the cushy paper, the turd slides into the water in silence.

"Damn honey, the bathroom at your parents house is so close to the kitchen, I had to do some backboarding to avoid disrupting breakfast."

"Woops, my wrist is covered in poo... I guess I need to practice my backboarding skills."

by Dr. Brown Wrist June 7, 2009