Baytown Milkshake

When you find a used condom on the ground and then drink the contents.

Drew found a used condom after fishing and decided to have himself a Baytown Milkshake.

by The One from Texas November 19, 2017

Baytown

Baytown is a city that is on the East end of the Houston, Texas metropolitan area. It is populated by people who are generally employed in the petrochemical industry and work in the refineries located in and near Baytown. These people are known to be generally hardworking, if somewhat unsophisticated. Many of these people could be called hillbillies or swampers. Trailer trash is commonly seen in and around the Baytown area. Sometimes these people are referred to as "refinery trash."

1. Dude, lets go to Baytown. We can hang out at the Sonic and pick up on some chicks who are really trailer!

2. I'm glad I made it out of Baytown alive, the belligerents driving their lifted pickup trucks were in a huge hurry to get back to the trailer park to climb on the old lady!

3. My girlfriend is special. She lives in Baytown and doesn't have a tattoo. Yet.

by Rook's Buddy May 9, 2010

baytown

the ultimate low of existence

i'd rather shit myself than be a baytown.

by mirbryant August 21, 2008

Baytown

A horrible black hole of a town. it sucks you in and it is almost impossible to break it's hold on you. it is full of worthless men and stupid women. The few good people are always trying to get out. AKA DirtyBay

God i can't wait to get out of Baytown

by TattoodMom September 30, 2008

Baytown

A crappy town east of Houston known for its factories, not much to do except the mall where half the stores are closed

I went to visit my aunt who lives Baytown, the town is so bad

by StaplesHasStaples September 11, 2021

Baytown

place where shit never happens

Yeah i went to baytown and the shits gay.

by marcus....of baytown August 5, 2008

Baytown

the most magical town with good mexican food.

food, unicorns, chemicals, parks, cheap, baytown, crowded, middle class.

by mandymo October 16, 2008