Baby Cannon 

A Mormon girl who gets married solely for the purpose of having sex and thus leading to her shooting babies out of her vagina similar to a rapid-fire cannon.

Dude 1: "Dude, Jamie is getting married in like a month"
Dude 2: "Oh shit, she is gonna be a baby cannon in no time!"

Baby Cannon by The Hungry Hungry Hippoes March 5, 2009

baby cannon misfire

miscarriage

She was knocked up, but she had a baby cannon misfire.

baby cannon misfire by redheadbass January 13, 2013

clean the baby cannon 

douche

I wish she would clean the baby cannon.

clean the baby cannon by redheadbass January 13, 2013

rancid baby cannon 

Describing the vagina of a less than civilised individual: see also "three hole shuffle" also see "punched lasagne"

Common afliction to those of poor hygene, low moral standards and excessive breeding

Dude, we all know what she's had where, rancid baby cannon alert

rancid baby cannon by clitoralwindowwiper May 14, 2016

baby canon 

term for huge cock and balls

last night i let my baby canon launch an arial assault on becky's face

baby canon by kenshiro2432 December 31, 2005

baby canon 

noun

term used for a huge package.

Damn, that is some baby canon you got there.

baby canon by jamallikesanal12 July 1, 2008

canyon baby 

One who was born in a canyon, usually of European descent and of the lower class.

Why are Cletus' parents never around, and why is that dirty canyon baby always playing in the canyon?

canyon baby by Dawl-E Lloma March 31, 2014