Ayr

a small 'old money' town on the west coast of scotland. around an hour away from Glasgow (scum city of the world). Ayr is very dull and lacking in entertainment. teenagers waste their time complaining about the town and drinking their weekends away in parks, on the beach or at parties. overrun with 'neds' or 'chavs' people tend to waste their depressing lifes away in ayr and ayrshire as a whole. knowing not much about what else the world has to offer and dying in complete racist ignorance.

chav one: 'what do you want to do this weekend in Ayr?'
chav two: 'drink'
chav one: 'aye, when dont we'

by Loather of Ayr February 3, 2008

Ayr

An insulting term, typically used by ethnics in Australia

1. Serene you're such an ayr.

by Ayr July 5, 2012

ayr

Are you retarded

OMG im cool
ayr

by stormii November 2, 2009

ayr

Either meaning, "Are you retarded?"
Usually used when a person says something irrelevant, used in text speech.

Hey man, I just sold a dollar for fifty cents!
"ayr?"

by Vaughn Definitions INC. January 13, 2013

ayres

something that is really stressful and sucks really bad. (n)

this test is ayres

by Anonymous February 25, 2003

Ayre

Is a fluxus being who attracts all the ladies, no-one can resist ayrist charms. He is often cock-blocked though by johnson.

woah look he is such an ayre so cool so smooth i want him and his crazy fluxus ways

by thegamewinner August 29, 2009

Ayre

A big black man who has a small cock but thinks there Johnny sins

Why you such a ayre?

by xxhype89 Xbox May 29, 2020