Work avoidance technician

Some who works harder to avoid work than the task it self

Look at this work avoidance technician over here, he's working harder hiding from the foreman than doing the job.

by Uncow March 23, 2011

En avoir plein le cul

French Expression, which means you're sick of something.
Literally, it means "have your ass full".
It's like when something is really annoying you ...

For example, if you're with your homie and you guys are talking about a girl you'd like to have a erotical partnership with:
Sacha: "Comment ça se passe avec cette fille ?" ( how is it going with this girl)
You:"J'en ais plein le cul"
Sacha:" Il a l'air d'En avoir plein le cul "( It seems like he's really annoyed)

by Zeitoun June 22, 2009

Polaroid Avoid

Someone who is fun to look at, but not worth the time to develop anything (e.g. a relationship or hookup) with.

Oh man, I saw Stephanie at the party last night, but I had to give her a Polaroid Avoid since she's kind of dumb

by Piscineinthewind August 15, 2010

avoision

n. -- the act of evading and avoiding something.

Krusty the clown has been convicted of tax avoision.

by Stanky August 5, 2006

avoirdupois in the stomach area

A much more pleasant way of referring to a fat persons stomach

Some of us can use a little help in putting on socks. Perhaps avoirdupois in the stomach area makes it difficult for you to put on socks.

by Bomb46 September 21, 2009

Avoidachop

Avoidachop (verb) – when someone ends a relationship or friendship with another person by simply avoiding them, or ignoring them. For those people not comfortable with the popular and highly effective e-chop approach, the ‘avoidachop’ can take anywhere between 5 days to two weeks (in severe cases it can take months, depending on the intelligence of the ‘choppee’) to achieve full effect.

It is generally practised when the ‘avoidachopper’:

(i) would prefer not to deal with the uncomfortable process of formally rejecting a person;
(ii) develops a phobia of all communication devices including telephones, mobile phones, computers, post offices, fax machines and morse code; or
(iii) is in a coma and unable to communicate with the rest of mankind.

Example 1:

Person 1: “I saw Helen out in the city the other night with a new bloke – I thought she was seeing that new guy?”
Person 2: “No, he avoidachopped her – she hasn’t heard from him in weeks.”

Example 2:
Person 1: “So how is it going with that Cindy girl?”
Person 2: “No good, I don’t think it’s going anywhere.”
Person 1: “Oh crap...how did you break it to her?”
Person 2: “No problem, I just avoidachopped her – too easy.”

by Edie Wallace December 8, 2009

avoision

It's a crime. Look it up. Oh wait...you did.

The author of this entry committed avoision by avoiding the definition.

by Someone other than me September 3, 2006