awkturt

the combination of the words awkward and turtle to make an even more awkward word

use in awkward situations

being with someone and having nothing to talk about, this is awkturt

by ronilynda August 4, 2010

Awktopia

Being in a place or state of pure awkwardness.

This conversation just moved to awktopia so i'm going to have to move.

It was just a one time thing, so why does it feel like we are in awktopia every time he's around?

by yantone February 18, 2011

Awktober

The month where awkward stuff happens to everyone. The month ends on Halloween, the most awkward day in Awktober. Think about it, you've probably experienced some awk during Awktober...

"Susan hooked up with Brett in front of John?" "Yeah man. This is Awktober at its finest.

by ohyeah69yeah October 25, 2010

awkturd

noun- an awkward moment. Also short for the "awkward turtle". Doing the awkward turtle movement shows that a situation is completely awkward.

"I don't want to be here, this is really awkturd."
"Man, it's hella awkturd in there!"

by Cdubsz August 26, 2009

Awktopus

Someone who is the epitome of awkward. Has an uncanny ability of making everyone uncomfortable... consistently.

"Jonathan asked me how far I've been with my boyfriend. WHAT AN AWKTOPUS!"

Child: Daddy! Why are those two octopi hugging for so long!?
Dad: Stop being such an awktopus, Billy. They're fucking!

by LOL POSSUMS October 28, 2007

awktarded

an adjective used to describe someone who is awkward almost to the point of being retarded

I dumped him when I realized how awktarded he was.

by eyeseegee October 31, 2010

Awkword

A word that just by being said makes things awkward. A word that makes people feel uncomfortable.

Everyone is sitting quietly taking a test, when suddenly, someone yells: "DIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLDDDDDDOOOO!!!!"

The teacher's face turns crimson red with embarassment. It is silent for a full minute, then the class bursts out laughing.

Awkword.

by karatechopkid October 12, 2011