awkturt

the combination of the words awkward and turtle to make an even more awkward word

use in awkward situations

being with someone and having nothing to talk about, this is awkturt

awkturt by ronilynda August 4, 2010

awkturd 

noun- an awkward moment. Also short for the "awkward turtle". Doing the awkward turtle movement shows that a situation is completely awkward.

"I don't want to be here, this is really awkturd."
"Man, it's hella awkturd in there!"

awkturd by Cdubsz August 26, 2009

awk turt 

an abbreviation for the "awkward turtle," a sign language way to indicate that something is awkward. It is done by placing one hand over the other, palms facing down, and rotating both thumbs in repeated circles.

simone: i love you. i've always loved you. i know you have a girlfriend but i had to let you know how i feel in order to get over you.

travis: (smiles awkwardly and passes the silence over with an awk turt)

awk turt by baja fresh October 30, 2007

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012