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slightly magical/mythical creature that only rarely ventures out of its cave, and when it does, be careful, because after 1 or 2 amf's this creature will be sure to face plant on the floor.
I think i saw an awktor at the 90 last night, gosh am i lucky. Bob Saget!!!!
awktor by Awkmeh May 2, 2010
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Awktrocity

Portmanteau of the words Awkward and Atrocity, so means a very embarrassing event. Could be embarrassing enough to give one PTSD. Could also be Atroward...
I just got yelled out by someone who speaks a different language , what an awktrocity!
Awktrocity by Ekker September 8, 2014
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Oh wow, That was a Awktopus....
Awktopus by 123456RAD January 6, 2012

Awktoberfest 

Extremely awkward situation and or event, that often feels never ending. Particularly awkward if it's taking place in the month of Awktober.
I can't believe it's only 10PM this party is AWKTOBERFEST 2009.
Awktoberfest by Jendy88 May 13, 2009
An awkward moment, event or person generally taking place in the month of awktober but often is a year round occurrence.
-That guy was so awkward, does he not know Awktober was last month? What am I saying? My life is awktober every month.
Awktober by TJendy88 November 19, 2009

awktosaurus 

A person who tries to connect with a group that they usually don't hang out with. The group obviously knows that the person has no clue what's going on and is trying to blend in.
Look at that awktosaurus, he obviously doesn't know what the hell is going on!
awktosaurus by laurrren33 October 8, 2011
A word that just saying can create awkward connotations and thoughts.
"My favorite awkword is moist. Masticate is another good one."
Awkword by das dude May 7, 2007
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026
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