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Rush, Roger and Rupert, the 3 people perhaps most responsible for ushering in the unmitigated climate disaster, hate-spewed, misinformed discourse and the post-truth world.
The world would be a much better place if not for the three horsemen of the apocalypse.
by hodags1966 May 31, 2019
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Nikocado Avocado

An adult who acts like he is 4 years old, and cry's on YouTube over nothing. And needs to see Doctor Phil.
Person 1: Hey did you see that cry baby on YouTube yesterday?
Person 2: Who, Nikocado Avocado?
Person 1: Yes
Person 2: Yeah, he should see Doctor Phil.
by Water lover 69 May 28, 2020
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Nikocado Avocado

A whale of a mukbanger who abuses his boyfriend and cries like a baby for very minor inconveniences, He celebrates weight loss by eating 18 subs, and he manages to shit himself on multiple occasions.
Person 1: oh my god did you see the new Nikocado Avocado video?

Person 2: I did, and now I wanna eat a salad, go on a 10 mile run, and probably see my therapist
by Inferno wing October 28, 2020
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Nikocado Avocado

A mukbanger who shoves food down his throat and has a mental breakdown nearly every video, he went from being a skinny and attractive vegan to a obese manchild who eats for a living and abuses his boyfriend Orlin Home. Not to mention that he needs to see a psychiatrist.
Guy 1: "Did you see Nikocado Avocado's latest video"

Guy 2: "The one with Orlin? I feel bad for him"
by DemarDerozanFan10 June 2, 2021
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fr-e-sh-a-voca-do

Come to del taco they got a new thing called fr-e-shEEEE, fr-e-sh-a-voca-do.
by this handle is not taken February 4, 2018
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Apocaloptimist

Someone who knows it's all going to shit, but still thinks it will turn out OK

"It" most commonly refers to the environment, or humanity, but could be other things as well.
Guy 1: "The envrionment is being degraded at an unparalled rate, we're literally destroying ourselves... but, it'll probably turn out OK. If we fail, the planet will likely heal itself in our abscence."

Guy 2: "Man, he's such an apocaloptimist."
by oblivion3 November 11, 2012
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Apocalypsicle

What you should definitely include in your zombie apocalypse kit frozen compartment.
Mom: "Hey kids! What flavors of Apocalypsicles should I buy for our zombie kit?"
by brainyuck September 11, 2011
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