Autoplay

A quick way to get out a sticky situation.

Person 1: WTF why are you watching furry porn?
Person 2: Shit, autoplay was on.

by The autoplay guy May 27, 2018

autopilot

also, "that autopilot feeling."

1. Like you're set on autopilot, your body is just going throught the motions, your mind is gone.

2. "You know the feeling."

Coined by abstinence crusader and social provocateur G.C. Buell circa 2002.

"Lately, I've been having that autopilot feeling a lot more than usual."

"I want to autopilot your mom in her bung."

by JASHON March 12, 2004

Autopassion

Sweet Band from Winston-Salem, NC

I like your purse is a song by Autopassion

by julky October 12, 2006

autopilot off

A rad band. Check them out at Warped this year!
also: APO

I saw Autopilot Off and they were rad

by holly June 27, 2004

autopilot

When standing in front of a urinal (or a regular toilet for the private types), you release your hand(s) from your johnson in the middle of peeing, leaving it free to guide the urine to its final destination without assistance.

Commonly activated whilst texting, or more rarely, when reading.

Once his pee-stream was safely pointed in the right direction, Ignacius disengaged his hand and entered autopilot mode.

by ttelfihs nehpets August 25, 2011

autopimp

A person who excels at pimping himself; an expert at finding ways to get others to pay him money for his services. Also, someone with the uncanny ability to turn any situation into an opportunity to sell himself.

After Michael Jackson died, Joe Jackson proved how much of an autopimp he is by signing up for a reality series.

by carydog August 24, 2009

autopilot

The ability to somehow find you way back to your own bed, no matter what state you are in

Not quite sure how i got home last night... I must have been on autopilot

by Pipboy_3000 April 9, 2008