autonomous erotica

A person who pleasures himself in a self-driving (autonomous) vehicle. You don't have to hold the steering wheel, so you have two free hands. autoerotica, masturbation, touching oneself, self-pleasure, handjob, auto, car, Google, Google car, Apple car, autonomous vehicle, self-driving, autojacking

I now know why all of these researchers want to go on all of these autonomous vehicle test drives alone. It's called autonomous erotica. Yikes!

by joecoolthefool April 20, 2016

106th Filipinos Autonomous

An organization commonly mistaken for a gang whose sole purpose is to prevent pointless street fights in the inner streets of New York City. It's origins can be traced all the way back to 1999 and was finnaly established in early 2006 after 2 people with the same sentiments and past decided to make sure a history like their past would never repeat itself. The organization is led by a group of 6 people. The leader, otherwise known as the "commander", who has more power but still equal is codenamed XIII. The vice-commander is codenamed XVII and the "4 Generals" are designated as XXI, JT(Pi), MDL, and IX. All memebers invoked into the organization are designated a significant number which to call themeselves.
Another name for the 106th Filipinos Autonomous is Terminal

The 106th Filipinos Autonomous are devoted to ending pointless battles

by Kou September 16, 2008

Google Autonomous Vehicle

When a person is walking down the sidewalk looking down at their phone. There is no human in charge of the operation of their vehicle (i.e., their body).

A Google Autonomous Vehicle is usually watching the little blue dot to see which way on the map they are moving. Once the Google Autonomous Vehicle figures that out, they can reorient themselves in the right direction towards their destination.

I became a Google Autonomous Vehicle when I punched "tapas bar near me."

by Ae5Ea8 January 19, 2016

Autonomic sensory meridian response

Known as ASMR, you know that Weird Shit that make you feel worse than a 40 year old hairy man about to pull down his pants and open his fly behind you.

Boy 1: what’s your favorite content?
Boy 2: ASMR AKA Autonomic sensory meridian response
Boy 1: bro you are fucking weird

by hatred makesmefeelbetter July 22, 2022

battery autonomous future

The trend in recent "innovations" where the main focus is powering something with a battery (usually a large lithium-ion battery), turning something into an autonomous pod, or a combination of both. The thing that's being innovated usually works better without a battery or operated by a human being. Coined by Justin Rozniak on the Well There's Your Problem podcast.

"dude did you hear about the next thing Elon Musk is doing? he's going to transport people underground in battery-powered autonomous pods!"

"bro istg we're heading into the battery autonomous future"

by theryrover360 April 3, 2024

autonomated

A machine that chokes and pleasures you at the same time.

I had my car autonomated... you know, for thoses long trips.

by O. Noah Gutterball May 10, 2019

Kinetic Autonomous Mechanical Interface

K.A.M.I. The interface for the anomaly known as the Kinetic Autonomous Mechanical Energy Field, a creation of the Greetings Robotics Corporation, in partnership with the United Nations Counter-Terrorism Committee

Kinetic Autonomous Mechanical Interface Is the most direct way we have found to interact with the anomalous energy field known as KAME.

by Whatsit2yaa May 6, 2022