Austria

A beautiful country where a lot of very famous people come from. Schwarzenegger is very famous. Also from Austria. There were many famous skiers from Austria. Not to mention how many Nobel Prize Winners were Austrian. An Austrian person is a great person from a great Country. And not to Mention Vienna which is one of the most Valuable cities in Europe.

There is only one bad person on the whole Earth from Austria who was bad. His name is Aldof.

by July. October 29, 2007

Austria

Their greatest achievement was making the world think Hitler was German.
Their 2nd greatest achievement was making the world belive WW1 was started by the Germans.

"Hey you know that country Austria?"

"The birthplace of Hitler and the starter of WW1?"

"Thats the one!"

by Beef_the_Dog December 6, 2020

Austria

A country that has many great achievements. These include:
Making everyone think that Hitler was German
Making everyone think that Germany started WWI
Yodeling

Austrians are the masters of making other Europeans pissed off.

by Error 666 June 26, 2023

AUSTRIA

Steyr AUG. Arnold Schwarzenegger, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, Joseph Haydn, Franz Schubert, Sigmund Freud, Ferdinand Porsche, Erwin Schrödinger, Ludwig Wittgenstein, Karl Landsteiner and a shit load of other dope mutherfuckers were born in Austria. Although it has had many awesome people it has also been the birthplace to one asshole who went by the name of Adolf Hitler. Austria, however, isn't the only county to be the birthplace to a mega douche bag thanks to Canada giving the world Justin Bieber.

me: Hi, I'm from Austria!
asshole: I've always wanted to go to Australia!
me: FOR FUCKS SAKE!!! AUSTRIA NOT..... FUCK YOU!!!

by bendy888 March 12, 2017

Austria

1. People from Austria
2. Home of Alan Schwarzenegger
3. Where many Nobel Peace winners Come from
4. Used to have a lot of Jews
5. Home of many Scientists

Austria is a great country. . .

by Barkley October 29, 2007

Austria

According to MANSWERS, the best country to go if you want to get a blowjob

Tourist: I went to Austria and got blowjobs from ten different girls at this one club I went to. They really like to suck!

by johndoethehoe November 25, 2009

Austria

(Österreich in German) Is the birthplace of Hitler, Porsche, Schwarzenegger and Mozart who are known as the greatest sons of Austria.

Jew: Hi there my name is Eliezer, Whats yours?
Random guy: AUSTRIA

Jew: *visibly starts to shudder in fear*

by anonymous December 16, 2020