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North Aurora 

A village in Kane County in the far west suburbs of Chicago, directly north of Aurora, Illinois which in many ways is its master and primary patron. Aurora has absorbed its northern neighbor's school distinct and has been utterly opposed to any attempts by the village at creating their own high school or middle school, as it would result in loss of funds. The village of approximately 10,500 people as of the 2000 census is composed of mostly white upper-middle class families.

Its main function is to act as a gang buffer against Aurora's poor east side so that townspeople in Batavia, Geneva, and Saint Charles can sleep well at night. The western frontier of North Aurora serves to insulate the population of the Chicago suburbs to the east from the incestuous, backwater rednecks of the West.
The village is also home to a notorious dam on the Fox River which serves to eliminate really stupid people from the overall population by drowning their dumb ass after they try negotiating the ten foot drop in a canoe or kayak.
The village is also home to an extremely bored police force who in the absence of any real criminal activity, pull people over for going 2mph over the speed limit or on suspicion of being a teenager.
I'd go to North Aurora tonight, but there's really absolutely nothing of any sort of entertainment value in that town.
North Aurora by Big Man Chief April 21, 2011
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aurorassireline 

aurorassireline is a gorgeous editor who’s favorite character is aurora de martel,

she is also known as “belle de martel” aurora’s loyal partner.
“look aurorassireline just posted”

“omg she is my favorite aurora editor!!”
aurorassireline by stefanslovr February 2, 2022
An extremely confident girl. She doesn't put up with bullshit. A lot of guys want her because she is impossibly sexy and smart. If you have an Aurora as a friend or girlfriend you can easily consider yourself one of the luckiest people in the world.
Dude, that's the hottest girl I have ever seen.
Wow man, you're right. She's a total Aurora.
Aurora by omgitsaurora August 13, 2011

Aurora Commercialis 

The orange glow in the sky at night that is created by the lights a large urban area.
When I looked toward Downtown last night, I could see the Aurora Commercialis.
Aurora Commercialis by tom0942 December 18, 2009

Aurora Ohio 

A city in North East Ohio, suburb of Cleveland. If you are young enough to be on this website, and have enough time to search for this definition, you probity are aware of how little there is to do. Right now I am bored as shit, which is why I am typing this definition. There is a small skate park and a movie theater, but that’s about it. There is a shopping mall called the ‘Aurora Outlets’, but most of the items sold there are targeted at elderly ladies and the excessively rich. There is a mix of classes in Aurora, with both very rich and very poor. This has lead to a drug ‘problem’ in the High School, with tensions peaking during the 2008-2009 school year with Police Lockdowns and an incident involving a handgun at the school. In 2008 the local football team won the state championship, which seemed like the greatest thing to ever happen in the city, ever. (<- not really) It is also home to a fairly small and under stocked library. It has neither recreation centre nor any other form of entertainment (Other than the aforementioned skate park and movie theater). I used to have a large-ish theme park, called Geauga Lake/Sea World; however it recently became Six Flags. Even more recently it was purchased by Cedar Fair (Owners of the famous Cedar Point) and closed forever (). Aurora is often referred to as a great place to retire, with a total of 4 retirement centers. The city has two Boy Scout troops (265 and 269), two 4-H clubs (Creatures and features and Trail Blazers). It even has two subway restaurants. One final note to all of you young people: Don’t beat me up for writing this.
- 2009
Person A: Wanna go to Aurora Ohio this weekend
Person B: Why?
Person A: Never been there before
Person B: You didn’t miss much
Aurora Ohio by NCmedic125 September 27, 2009
The most perfect girl on the planet. Has a great sense of humor and an amazing laugh. She is just absolutely beautiful. If you have Aurora as a girlfriend or friend you are the luckiest person.
Girl 1: I wish I was an Aurora

Girl 2: everyone does she is fucking perfect
The most bad ass girl on the planet. She makes Chuck Norris whimper. Not only is she great and powerful but her beauty can not be described. Named after the northern lights, she rains sunshine on everyone's day.
Aurora? oh yes... she IS epic
Aurora by Jeff Erson September 14, 2010