attention troll

someone who frequents Facebook Pages or Youtube Videos to post comments in order to get attention.

Looks like the attention troll made another negative comment on the youtube video just to get attention.

by Poop Stain Barney December 18, 2011

Attention gangbang

Wanting attention but only the attention of multiple people and not being able to handle the attention of just one person.

"Why couldn't she tell me her problem in our one on one deep conversation?"
"She wanted an attention gangbang so she told everyone her problem in the group chat"

by Gucci boots September 2, 2014

Attention Whore

The worst possible manifestation of extroverted human beings.

A euphemism for someone with Histrionic Personality Disorder.
Someone who is tormented by the idea that they may not be the center of attention.

name is such an attention whore.

by MinisterEvil May 18, 2015

Attou

A retarded bald loser with a tiny penis

"Look at that sad idiot, he must be an Attou" Ingrid
"I agree, he is a bald psycho who enjoys masturbating" Lewis
"Pervert Attou" Elliott
"Wanker Attou" Adam

by Lundberg3 January 26, 2016

target cart attendant

if they didnt exist, target would die

LOD: wow, target cart attendant, if you didnt exist, target would die

by imsosorryforyou February 15, 2010

Attention hider

Basically the opposite to an attention seeker they try to hide themselves and don't like the attention on them.

"Oh Rebecca's such an attention hider"

by Clay ney August 14, 2017

david attenborough

THE ONLY person to even roundhouse kick Chuck Norris before Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him

The indesputable forger of all modern definitive wildlife doccumentaries is david attenborough

by the person who shall not be named September 21, 2007