astrophilia

(N.) An addiction to the stars or celestial space.

Galileo Galilei was passionate about stars he had astrophilia.

astrophilia by indescriptible July 2, 2015

apostrophitis 

the epidemic tendency to insert apostrophes where they do not belong

Eric has a bad case of apostrophitis- he keeps writing things like, "GREAT DEAL'S ON EVERYTHING" and "Available in 12 color's" and "He gave it back to it's owner".

apostrophitis by bethidee April 13, 2008

catastrophiliac

Getting exited about catastrophies.

This global warming stuff is so cool ! I guess im just catastrophiliac.

catastrophiliac by GuillaumeMemor November 6, 2006

catastrophist 

One who imagines the 'worst-case scenario' as something so completely horrific it borders on absurd. A 'catastrophist' usually starts by saying "Yeah but what if..." then, talking at a normal speed, increases speed until they're talking very quickly as they relate their vision of the 'worst-case scenario' which may involve any (or all) of the following things: A psycho with an axe, getting chopped up into little pieces, ending up homeless and destitute, sucking dick for crack, any number of serious diseases or medical afflictions (See Chuck Palahniuk's "Choke" the main character had catastrophist tendancies)

see also "final destinationism" (yet to be defined)

"Dude, it's one stupid term-paper"
"Yeah but if I don't do well on this one then my GPA falls and I'll never get into a good college and I won't get a good job and that will DEVASTATE my mother and she'll commit suicide and I'll have to take care of my little brother and he'll get Lupus, need a kidney and I will be forced to sell my ass on the street because I can't afford the surgery because I don't have health-care all because I failed this stupid paper!"
"Stop being such a catastrophist, it's not even worth 10% of your grade!!!"

catastrophist by jaci_b October 12, 2007

astrophilic 

A combination of the prefix "astro-" and suffix "-philic" that directly correlates to "love of the celestial body." Essentially, astrophilic is an extremely positive adjective that describes an other-worldly love/appreciation for something.

"Yo Ian, you met my new girl? She's astrophilic"
"You said that about your last three new girls"

astrophilic by IanYouKnowItsTrue April 5, 2008

Catastrophic Fail 

Failure that approaching epic level proportions. Usually as a result of dumbass antics

Person :1 I hope this trick works

(Rides bike off a set of stairs and faceplants)

Person 2: This is what happens when you attempt something you shouldn't. This isn't epic, but you get a catastrophic fail

Catastrophic Fail by The Immortal Dragon December 30, 2010

astrophiliac

A person who loves planets, stars, galaxies, and all things celestial.

All that astrophiliac does is stare at the sky.

astrophiliac by StarsStolenForU April 18, 2018