assuasive

A major bimbo who thinks everything on the Internet is true.

Wow! That guy is such an assuasive!

by FlippyD December 22, 2013

Repetitive Assurance

In speech, when someone repeats themselves in an attempt to assure the listener of their intention. Often repetitive assurance is utilized by those who have nothing better to say, so instead they opt to say things twice. Repetitive assurance has been made popular by the character known as YeahYeah from the movie Sandlot.

Rebecca: "You going to go to that movie tonight?"
D'Antonio: "Yeah yeah!"
Rebecca: "How about you, Matt?"
Matt: "I'm in. I'm in!"
Rebecca: "What's with all this repetitive assurance lately?"
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"What was he thinking? I mean, what was he thinking!?"

by theBigKat February 16, 2010

Cohen assurance

An assurance, guarantee or promise that is only good for a period; it cannot be relied upon 100% because the guarantor will renege on their promise(s) in the face of severe trials (or heat).

Ray: But, he assured me he won't tell on me. That's why I'm shocked he did!

Jay: Wise up dude, that was obviously just a Cohen assurance!

by m-fun February 10, 2019

assurance fraud

noun--Purposely insisting to someone that something is true when you know it isn't. i.e. lies.

"The musings of a radical outcast are victims of assurance fraud--Time and Again insist, and The Words truly believe, that they fall not on deaf ears."--C. Stern, 1991

by ceefour October 8, 2007

AssRash

Abrasions , pimples, rashes, and bruises on the buttocks.

Unfortunately, the pretty Ukrainian gal had some deal-breaker AssRash

by jiminton October 5, 2013

Aditi Assrash

how ass nigga is the origin of the name but at the end of the day it really does not matter what your name is. If she don't put her 50 in why put yours.
and that is just life in the big city ykwIm

Nobody:

Aditi: Hey how are you feeling today
Everyone:HOE aditi assrash

by It really do be like that some August 1, 2019

assurance

A word that some lawyer messed up

what was that againg? uhh sure-ance?

by Yeap August 2, 2004