Asstatastic

An activity that you need to do but u don’t want to do it because it sucks ass or it’s boring.

For example this oil change is so asstatastic I don’t want to do it

by D4ve3 December 1, 2022

assetato

it means that you have a potato in your ass that was just pulled out

yo man check this assetato out i got it from your mom

by m0n3ym1k3y October 28, 2006

assatosis

Worse than bad breath, a wet fart or the smell of a used tampon, assatosis is the chronic stink stank stunk from ones ass. Rarely a cure, often embarrassing but the smell is so intense, one would rather be at a scat party than be with a person carrying this.

I brought Tito to a party to pound some skanks but as soon as one bitch got under his balls she tossed cookies and screamed, that mutha fucka Tito has assatosis.

by Crotch pheasant May 30, 2014

asstatoe

An Asstatoe (Or correct grammer Asstato) is a potato shaped like an ass

Oh my fucking god man, all the potatoes my mom bought are Asstatoes

by Nightanifians May 10, 2016

Asstat

A tattoo anywhere on the buttocks.

Brandon: "Hey check out my new asstat!"
Aaron: "Woah! You got a barbed wire tatted right down the middle of your crack!"

by Cloveskies September 19, 2012

asstaco

It's when the various ingredients pertaining to a taco are placed into an ass as if the ass is the taco shell.

I would love to eat your asstaco, but I like a little more cheese and maybe guacamole.

by TrotskytheDog February 3, 2010

asstatoe

A potato that looks like a fucking ass

Oh my fucking god, my mom bought loads of asstatoes for the hell of it, my mom is fucking stupid at that

by Nightanifians May 10, 2016