assbank

The back end of a woman or homosexual man where sperm is deposited and shit is withdrawn.

Look at the assbank of that chick. I wanna make a deposit and hope I don't make a withdrawl.

by Big Jim Jimmy Sack November 15, 2007

asswank

A term used to describe people who are generally 'asses' who tend to make a complete 'wank' out of themself.

tell your bf he's an asswank.

by Nick32 February 9, 2006

Android Asstaking

The process of taking somebody's ass with the aid of Android Applications.

"My friend was Android Asstaking me all morning doode!"

"What'd he do?"

"He used a translator app to abuse me in fifty different languages and twenty different dialects. The app even has three different voices."

"Droid maan!"

by gickeleshut August 28, 2012

Assanka

An award given to someone who fails at talking or describing something.

Gosh Mom, you just earned the assanka award.

by kmelly June 28, 2010

asstalkin'

When you don't really know what you are talking about, but you feel you have to give an opinion, you are asstalkin'. Sort of like talking without engaging your brain- talking "out your ass." Asstalkin' can defy common sense, or make no sense at all.

When my boyfriend tells me I can drive on tires that are bald, (and I know better), that's asstalkin'!!

by dorian chicago February 26, 2010

Asswank

The moment when someone feels a like an asshole and a wanker at the same time.

John: This guy is a motherfucking prick, bitch ass wanker.
James: Oh so, he's an asswank

by fanfun August 19, 2018

asstalk

Talking out of your ass.

Deborah, that's ASSTALK!! ASSTALK, Deborah!! ASSTALK!!

by assman March 7, 2004