Astrosecret

A huge-ass secret. Often used by crazy people. See example.

Astrosecret.
Bitches always tryin' to steal my shit.
Like my brain.

by Leon November 16, 2003

Astrosexual

To ONLY be attracted to kpop legends ‘astro’, the inventors of music itself.

Astro outsold your favs ,I’m astrosexual

by Aroha May 4, 2018

Astrosexual

Being attracted to the opposite person, that has a star sign, moon and sun that's like yours exaclty.

I'm such a astrosexual, Michael is a aquarius , moon and sign , so am I.

by _Tyeler_ October 8, 2019

astrosexuality

see astrosexual.
An extreme attraction to outer space. Usually involves fapping to hubble pics

Don't judge me, astrosexuality is the orientation of patricians.

by Astrosexual proclivities September 13, 2014

astrosexual

1. Someone who constantly uses the sexual lubricant Astroglide while getting laid.
2. Someone who enjoys having sex while he or she is under the influence of drugs.

1. Vicky: (naked on her bed) Hey honey are you ready yet?
Brad: (in the restroom getting undressed) Yeah baby, but just hold on one second. *rubs a bunch of Astroglide on his penis while muttering to himself* Woohoo! I'm gonna fuck this bitch into orbit!

2. Jenna: Alright, baby now that we are both naked, you know what we should do before foreplay.
Jason: Hell yeah, so we are gonna feel like we're actually making love like we are far up above in the heavens! *dishes out the joints and LSD*

by Mark H September 16, 2004

Ashrose

Reall big cam whore

person 1: wanna see naked crappy q3 players
person 2: you mean ashrose?

by TBLM sux September 26, 2003

assloser

the biggest loser you can imagine.

assloser: "never gonna give you up" is my favorite song.
guy: you're an assloser.

by d.bannos April 18, 2010