assmuncher

1. A person who likes to munch ass.
2. Steve Harris.

Steve, you assmuncher!

by MT November 14, 2003

assmuncher

Apple Manager

I can't believe that Assmuncher got promoted!

by Just Me August 24, 2003

Ass Rancher

1. Another word for pimp or one who uses human collateral either for sex or non-sexual favors in return for money.

2. Any one (possibly 2) individuals in a group of same or opposite sex 'friends' (EG: Girl in a mantourage) that seem to be the center of the groups' affections.

3. Any same sex partner who is participating in multiple, intimate relationships.

1. "What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas - now tell me where I can find the local Ass Rancher!"

2. "Look at all of those guys fawning all over her - she's quite the Ass Rancher!"

3. "I dumped him after I found out he was such an Ass Rancher!"

by Paradox Smith February 18, 2007

asscruncher

1. a very large penis.
2. the owner of a very large penis.

dude, my cock is an asscruncher!

by Tom!!! July 3, 2007

assmuncher

matt hyndman

what's that assmuncher's name?
why its matt hyndman the original assmuncher!

by Anonymous April 7, 2003

assmuncher

Louis Martinez

by Anonymous November 4, 2003

AssCancer

Spelunky. Fucking game is trash.

Oh no, I have AssCancer. Oh wait nevermind, it's just the trash game Spelunky.

by Puji69 October 10, 2016