asslantern

One who believes that the light of the world is in their ass.

DDR has gone to Casey's head. He's such an asslantern!

by Sephiroth April 9, 2003

asshattery

A colorful way to describe the boorish and often taxing antics of a foolish and uninformed individual; an act or series of acts committed by an asshat.

This asshattery has gone on for long enough!

by Brash December 13, 2008

Assbutter

Assbutter is an english translation of the word rövsmör and is made by depositing your "man milk" into someone's ass and churning it with your rod. It's mostly used to be as disgusting as possible.
It originated from Northern Sweden.

I made some nasty Assbutter last night with Tim

by Pyromanen December 31, 2012

Asspactory

synonymous with "jail"

Bubba and John say they is gonna get married. They met in the Asspactory a while back when Bubba was doin' two years for aggravated sodomy.

by Dr. Manuel April 20, 2004

Asswater

ass sweat after you've done physical activity

quite a practice eh? my shorts are soaked with ass water.

by jimbo July 12, 2003

assmaster

An extremely flaming homosexual person.

Matt is an assmaster, he likes the cock too much.

by Weirdboyscott January 6, 2003

asshattery

Asshattery;

1. The act of displaying properties or characteristics of an asshat. This includes but is not limited to wearing your ass for a hat or saying/commiting an act that causes the audience in presence to become dumber.

2. The art of becoming or practicing flagrantly being an asshat.

1. "This is clearly asshattery! Where's my label maker? He said don't lick the lead bullet."

by AzNGuNSmokE November 16, 2005