asspirate

One who steals booty belonging to the same sex.

by alan partridge January 19, 2003

Asparageese

More than one asparagus

will you pass the plate full of asparageese? I like to have more than one asparagus when I eat asparageese.

by Nick Andrea nolte December 23, 2017

ass parade

Profoundly preferred by those in the black community, an ass parade is a large accumulation of phat bubble butts packed densely in one area. To constitute an ass parade though, hips must measure twice the size of the waist.

Tim: WOW! Look at all these girls at this party!
Bob: Its an ass parade my friend.

by Tyler2204 April 28, 2009

Ass Parade

While in one location, often unexpectedly, many hot girls walk past in a seeming continuous fashion. It seems like it never ends.

Guy 1: Holy Shit, man its an ass parade in here.
Guy 2: I know this is why I love our school.

I was just chilling eating lunch and suddenly an ass parade convened in front of me.

by //dcalltheway// February 20, 2011

Asparadick

A piece of asparagus that is so large in size and girth it is comparable to the size of a dick.

Can you pick up some asparadick at the store for dinner?

This asparadick is very filling.

by Gorl13 July 12, 2018

asspirate

a pirate puts it up your ass and you like it.

"Arg, Arg, Caleb J. I'm gonna get you!", said the asspirate.

by Ozzy21 June 25, 2005

Asparapee

The noxious smell in urine experienced by most people immediately after consuming asparagus. Studies have shown that while many can’t smell the pungent stench, most do extrude it. This phenomenon is most likely caused by farmers adding sulfur to fertilize their soil. The odor is sometimes accompanied by a neon yellow or green hue.

Person A: Damn, your pee is freakin' reekin'! Did you have asparagus for dinner last night?

Person B: Yes, I have asparapee.

by RobDnet May 25, 2007