assbonnet

This word simply means a female asshat.

Damn, Linda is such an assbonnet for putting a whole box of laundry soap in the dorm washing machine and then starting it!

by Telephony July 24, 2014

Assonet

(sounds like "uh-so-nit") A small village in Southeastern (Bristol County) Massachusetts. The town was established in 1659 and its name has two possible meanings based on the Native American word: "place of rocks" and "song of praise." Assonet and its neighboring East Freetown together make up the town of Freetown. It was originally settled as a farming and fishing community. Assonet did make a move towards industry in the 18th century, but reverted back to its small town roots after WWII. Its features are Profile Rock, the Freetown-Fall River State Forest, and the Assonet River.

Where is Assonet?
I've never heard of Assonet.

by MissyR May 29, 2008

assmonk

a nickname of unknown origin. Commonly has no significant meaning.

Word up Assmonk? or Smoke this Assmonk!

by fdsfwew May 30, 2008

assmonkey

A close relative of an asshat, an assmonkey is best defined as 'any disagreeable idiot who has successfully combined being an asshole with the brainpower of a monkey fed LSD'.

Eytemology is unknown, but there are perhaps links to Wayne's World, and the line "Pshyeah, and monkeys might fly out my butt."

"God, could Nicholas be any more of an assmonkey? RTFM, n00b."

by Minor Ramblings September 22, 2005

assmonger

One who sells donkeys on the street.

A lowly assmonger cannot make enough money to support a family.

by BlastMaster May 16, 2003

as soon as possible

never

You should finish your work as soon as possible.
I will call you back as soon as possible.

by EMoney January 1, 2013

Assonet

A town in South East Massachusetts, where even the people on the otherside of the town line don't know it exists, telemarketers pronounce it "ass-on-it". We have an elementary school, that's it. Our commercial businesses are limited to Dunkin' Donuts, Subway, and banks. Roads lead to nowhere, people from outside come to see a rock, and we share a lake with Lakeville. One road stretches the entire town, and one more ruins the town. It's where the only car accidents happen outside the Highschool (which is in two towns over, by the way) and the cheerleaders there got MTV 'made', and still stink. Everyone knows everyone, because there's no one. We know not to walk on chase, or to go in the state forest at night. Girlscouts go missing, and cabins burn down, but the people of the town gather eachyear for 4th of July and we can't afford a library. No one votes, but everyone complains, and the schoolboard takes 15 minutes to talk about sandwiches, then takes a 45 minute break. Nothing changes but the faces and the names, and there are more deer then men.

College Representative: So, where are you from?
Applicant: Assonet
College Representative: What's Assonet?

by Makobi December 24, 2008