Asshammer

Someone male that gives an asspounding buttpirate shrimping

like Lance Bass or matt or ass pounding with another guy
"The fool bent over in prison and got an asshammering hell never forget"

by bojanggles October 22, 2006

Assrammer

That son of a bitch fucker who tryna nae nae you into oblivion and fuck your ass.

That fucking cow of an assrammer gave me a report due tomorrow. 700 words?! Really? That son of a bitch...

by The Gaiaphage April 7, 2019

asshammer

verb: The act of hitting a woman in the anus with a ball pin hammer, so as to tighten it to the point of puckering, prior to inserting your penis into said anus.

noun: A ball pin hammer used to preform the aforementioned act.

Katie and I got back from our date last night and were feeling rather frisky. So, I pulled up her dress and pulled down her undergarments and picked up my asshammer off the nightstand. With one mighty swing, one powerful thrust, and 3 pints of blood later, Katie had been asshammered.

by Jack the Hammer June 11, 2009

New York Asslanders

Another way to say the NHL team "New York Islanders" as an insult. Said by New York Rangers fans.

Fuck the New York Asslanders

by TheRealUltraJack299 December 4, 2022

assrammer

One who rams asses. Figure it out for yourself.

Dude, did you see Chris the other day? Yeah, he's become a real assrammer.

by Tak a Lah August 29, 2003

asshammer

The act of farting in your partners mouth while you are receiving a rim job....AsShAmMeR

she was eating my ass and I gave her an asshammer, right in her mouth haha

by Daddi knows July 4, 2014

Asscamper

An asscamper is a fag that leaves his penis in an ass for so long after ejaculating the semon and anal juices (shit) dry and form a crusty bond that can keep the penis stuck for hours and smell up the whole fucking house. An ass camper can also be known as a sticky brown eyed pedro.

Look at all the asscampers in this town blocking all the exit lanes and stinking up all our newly donated george micheal pay stalls in the mens shitter! If they get stuck up in there to much longer they will be legal squatters and we will never make any money off all the autographed wham wet wipe despensers we bought last week.

by Sycowordkiller February 9, 2017