Tony got assjacked with a midget gimp in a Taco Bell Drive-Thru! The midget is currently in the Assjacker Hall of Fame.
by redisgood September 13, 2003
Get the Assjackermug. ass jack; Texan
small booster seat used for securing the optimal angle of entry for back-seat-of-the-car sex
small booster seat used for securing the optimal angle of entry for back-seat-of-the-car sex
by Fred Civian September 3, 2003
Get the assjackmug. When your wallet or phone is so big when you sit down it pick's up one side of your ass or your whole ass a bit higher and make you lean left or right.
My wallet has so much money when I sit down my assjack makes my right ass cheek higher then the other!
by skywalkerOG March 14, 2015
Get the Assjackmug. by MackDaddyT May 1, 2006
Get the assjackedmug. Jack-ass done better. Basically, someone who gets on your nerves so much, it's like a car jack being used on your anus.
by Robert Akins July 25, 2004
Get the Assjackmug. a person that so offends every bodily sense, this person often acts like a buffoon and cannot commit to the social norm. this person is therefore sensually offense, dim witted, physically unfit and is desired by only the most munterish of woman and must have a form of disability that inhibits their motor skills by making their hands constantly click and this kind of person usually has a fat waste of oxygen family.
me: hey assjack
assjack: derpa herpa clickity click
friend: u dumb
assjack: that dont say dumb thats dum B
friend: *punch in face*
assjack: derpa herpa clickity click
friend: u dumb
assjack: that dont say dumb thats dum B
friend: *punch in face*
by DrToeFingers November 21, 2011
Get the Assjackmug. 
Get the assjackmug.